Whenever I go to the club, I either make my BMW keychain very visible to all the ladies. If that doesn't work I tell the DJ to make an announcement saying that whoever owns the BMW left the lights on. That way when I get up and get out everyone watches me and knows I own it. It gets me lots of girls!! FMP
Whenever I go to the club, I either make my Cadillac keychain very visible to all the ladies. If that doesn't work I tell the DJ to make an announcement saying that whoever owns the BMW left the lights on. When someone gets up and leaves, I beat the crap out of their pasty ass. That way everyone knows who the boss is. It gets me lots of girls. That, and my huge black cock.
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