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I was with this girl and we were about to get it on. She said although she was on birth control she couldn't have sex with me unless I had a condom, which I didn't. I desperately looked around for something and found saran wrap. I told her it would work just as well, and I guess she was so horny she went with it. I turned off the lights and took the saran wrap off, she never noticed the difference. fmp

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Jan 17, 2010 12:31 AM - Funny Sex Story - by wrapper

We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!

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