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I really needed to get some and was going on a date with this girl for the 3rd time so I was just expecting it anytime. We went to a nice dinner and I saw my uncle there. She recognized him too and I was really surprised. It turns out she was my cousin, I didn't care and asked her if it bothered her that we were cousins and were dating. She looked at me, got up and left. I had to yell I was kidding so she wouldn't tell my parents. fmp

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Mar 1, 2010 07:41 AM - Desperate - by gideon

We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!

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