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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!

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In college, my roommates set me up with a blind date. She is the hottest girl I've ever seen. During dinner, I had too much to drink and ended up puking in my car. She took me to her apartment and took care of me until I felt better. We didn't even have sex and the next morning she made me pancakes in bed. She's now my wife. FMP.

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Mar 6, 2010 11:51 AM - Couples - by Ricky Ross the 4th

My new girlfriend plays and beats me in modern warfare, call of duty, halo and she has D-cups. I think i've found the one. fmp

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Mar 6, 2010 12:01 AM - Miscellaneous - by stacy's man

I went to a party last night and I was talking to a bunch of girls. Some girl came up to me and said, "hey don't I know you from last night? we had a lot of fun right?" I had no idea who this chick was, but i said yeah lets have some more fun. She then took me to a room and blew me. Then her friend called her, she told her where she was and joined us. I woke up next to two chicks, and in the morning before I left i realized they were not just room mates, they were sisters. fmp

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Feb 6, 2010 11:07 AM - Strangers - by sepion

Yesterday I lost my virginty. Since then I've done it three times. FMP

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Jan 2, 2010 07:10 PM - Miscellaneous - by Newbiee121

Two nights ago, I had sex with a very attractive older woman I met in a bar. She didn't contact me the next day and I felt a little hurt. Today, I was waiting to have an interview with my potential future boss. Turned out we met before, in a bar. And she forgot to mention she has three kids, a husband, and isn't actually 35, but 44. Oh and I was hired. FMP

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Jan 3, 2010 12:18 AM - Funny Sex Story - by codchamppgamer10

this morning i woke up next to a hot blonde who looked me in the eyes and told me i had the biggest dick she's ever had.

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Feb 16, 2010 05:11 PM - Strangers - by jersey mike

I saw my friend at the mall, went up behind her and grabbed her. She turned around and kissed me. It was someone I had never met. I thought she was my friend and she thought I was her boyfriend. It was awkward but we're now somehow dating. fmp

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Mar 1, 2010 11:27 AM - Strangers - by mooolah

My boyfriend was out of town and I was really horny.... I started playing with my vibrator but that just didnt do it. It was early in the morning and I had the day off of work because of a holiday while he had to work. I made up my mind and decided to pay him a visit since it was friday and I had the weekend off too. So I drove 5 hours to get to his hotel, got the keys and waited for him naked on the bed. He came back to his hotel just about an hour after I got there and was really surprised. We fucked all weekend. fmp

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Jan 27, 2010 07:35 PM - Couples - by leslie

I landed a date with an extremely attractive girl. She's not a very interesting person, she's just extremely attractive. My plan was to buy her a couple drinks and head to my place. After the third drink, she said to me "I'm not into you but I find you hot so let's fuck." We did. FMP.

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Jan 3, 2010 01:02 PM - Strangers - by genius

Today I went to my friends house and found the door open. I let myself in and tried to find her but realized she was in the shower. I tried to go in there without her noticing so I could take a peek. She immediately saw me and instead of getting mad asked me to join. We did it in the shower, then in her bedroom, then in her roommates bedroom. fmp

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Feb 7, 2010 05:49 PM - Friends - by lotto

I recently moved and my neighbor was smooooking hot! I got into the shower, and went out in a towel to get my mail so she would see me. Then I went to her house and knocked on the door, and told her that I accidentally locked myself out and if she could help me. I went into her house to use her phone, and my towel "accidentally" dropped. It was a test to see what she would do, she would either freak out or she would stare. She stared, I asked if she wanted to fool around, we fucked. fmp

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Jan 21, 2010 11:56 AM - Strangers - by hoes

My wife would not give me sex..... well maybe like once a month. I started to get sex withdrawals. I made up my mind to try to use reverse psychology since everything else wasn't working. I never asked her for sex anymore and the first time she asked I said, "its ok lets watch a movie instead." Then after that she started asking more often like once a week to which I said "if you want to, but don't you want to go out?" or something like that. Now recently she's started asking about 3 times a week and it is awesome! fmp

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Jan 14, 2010 09:02 PM - Desperate - by hai

I was taking a flight down to china and the girl sitting next to me was pretty cute. We talked for a few hours, she was very talkative and out spoken. We got into the topic of sex somehow and I told her how one day I would like to join the mile high club. She said it wasnt that hard, then looked at me and whispered "we can try it later." it was just what I was expecting! Fmp

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Feb 12, 2010 11:35 PM - Strangers - by Flyin

Neither my friend or I had dates for valentines. We decided to stay in and watch a movie together and pig out on bad food. He's cute, and someone I would date if we weren't close friends. During this one part of the movie, there was couple who started making out and I started getting horny. Then I got up so I would get my mind out of the gutter and accidentally tripped on his food and so I would not fall I grabbed on to him. Well, I grabbed on to his boner, which then led to us making out and having great sex. We're now dating. fmp

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Feb 15, 2010 10:29 PM - Friends - by lucky dog

My wife was giving me head, and right when I was cumming she accidentally farted and started laughing her ass off. All the cum came out of her nose. fmp

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Feb 5, 2010 05:28 PM - Funny Sex Story - by jarrr

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