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My birthday was last weekend. My girlfriend bought me Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 which I started playing immediately. About 10 minutes later she walked into the room naked, unzipped my pants, told me to keep playing, and gave me a blowjob. FMP

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Dec 1, 2009 03:29 PM - Funny Sex Story - by SoLucky

I hooked up with a girl from craigslist, which is hard because most of the posting are fake, but this girl was hot. We started getting it on and her mom walked in on us. To my surprise she joined. FMP

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Nov 13, 2009 11:54 AM - Strangers - by DoggyStyle

My friend and I get laid all the time. One of us will be a jerk to a lone girl at a bar and the other will defend her. She almost always leaves with her defender... magic.

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Nov 18, 2009 12:02 AM - Friends - by JD

I promised my girlfriend I would take her to see "New Moon" opening night only if I got a bj every night for the next month. So far so good!!!! FMP

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Nov 21, 2009 05:20 PM - Couples - by Head

I was at a party and bet this girl 10 bucks that she couldn't take my dick without choking. She was kinda tipsy and gladly agreed. She easily took it all in and I guess she forgot what she was doing because it turned into a bj in front of 100 people. FMP

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Nov 23, 2009 08:05 PM - Money - by suckudry

I had not seen my husband in three months because he went overseas with the army. Wen he cam back, the first thing his parents wanted to do was go to church to pray and give thanks for his safe return. I was extremely horny, and during mass I asked him to come with me for a minute. I took him to the bathroom, dropped my clothes and had a quickie. He couldn't resist even though he's very religious. FMP

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Nov 24, 2009 07:09 PM - Sinister - by Religious

I was really really really horny last night so I called my ex hoping for a hookup. She comes over with her female friend and we had a three some. Best night ever? I think so. FMP.

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Nov 3, 2009 03:34 PM - Friends - by 3

I haven't had sex in 3 years and my boss is sexy so I wore a short skirt to work. I was trying to do the sexy move where you drop something and pick it up. I dropped my pen and when I bent over to pick it up, my entire skirt ripped right in front of him. We ended up doing it in the janitor's closet.

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Nov 20, 2009 10:43 PM - Desperate - by AM

Today I lied to a random drunk chick at a party and I told her I could last for three hours. She willingly went home with me where we had sex for not even ten minutes before I finished. She passed out right after. When she woke up, she actually thought we did it for three hours. We have a date next week. I'm going to buy her alcohol. FMP.

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Nov 22, 2009 06:25 PM - Strangers - by genius

I met this hot girl in mexico and told her that I was an immigration official in the US and that I could get her a visa if she fucked me. It was the bestsex of my life. I dissapearex inthe earlymorning to go back to the US and my delivery job. Fmp

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Nov 29, 2009 01:26 AM - Lying - by Sticky

I got a bj from my girlfriend minutes before meeting her parents. We were parked in their driveway. FMP

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Dec 1, 2009 09:58 PM - Funny Sex Story - by lca 600

I wanted to get laid. So, I went to this bar and saw this sexy lady. So, I went up to her and whispered to her in a low sexy voice saying that I'm batman. Weird enough, she got turned on by it and I got laid that night. Best one night stand ever. FMP.

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Oct 15, 2009 03:46 AM - Desperate - by Batman

Today i lined up chocolates from the doorway to the bedroom before my wife got home. chocolate is a woman's bait. FMP.

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Nov 18, 2009 05:28 PM - Couples - by ghiradelli

Today I got drunk downtown. I was walking to my car when this one kinda hot chick asks me if I have coke. I say yes, but only if she will do me. We do it for 20 minutes and I hand her a bottle of coca-cola. I got kicked in the crotch after. FMP.

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Nov 18, 2009 10:17 AM - Strangers - by coca

Today I came home as a surprise from serving overseas. I stopped by a lingerie shop, a florist, a jeweler, and a bakery on my way home. When I got home we had the best sex ever. That is the golden equation. Lingerie, flowers, earrings, and cupcakes. FMP.

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Nov 9, 2009 11:04 PM - Couples - by Sarge

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