1. ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS
FMeplease provides a collection of nasty and bizarre stories of the secksual kind. This is a space where you can let it all hang out. It’s like being home alone and walking around naked. FMeplease’s intent is that of humor. By visiting the FMePlease site, you are acknowledging and agreeing to our terms of service.
2. MODIFICATIONS TO THIS AGREEMENT
We reserve the right to do whatever we want to the above. Modifications will be effective immediately upon doing what we want to do although we might not get around to making a public announcement for a couple of weeks.
3. CONTENT
You understand that everything posted here are the sole responsibility of the twisted individual from whom such content originated. You may be exposed to content that is gross, sexy, misleading, and inaccurate or a combination of the aforementioned.
4. THERE IS NO FOUR.
But all is not lost, there is a Five.
5. PRIVACY AND INFORMATION DISCLOSURE
FMePlease respects your privacy. I don't like it when someone invades my air space.
Your use and visit to the FMePlease website signifies acknowledgment and agreement to our Privacy Policy. Story posters remain anonymous, even to us. When you register for an account, we are not going to market your information to third parties.
We want you to feel safe roaming around.
7. CONDUCT
You agree not to post:
a) Stuff that is unlawful
b) Spam
c) Stalker material: addresses, names, numbers, IP addresses.
d) Pyramid schemes and chain letters. I am not going to die at midnight if I don’t send this to 50-100 people.
e) Unlawful stuff.
f) Racist stuff. No one likes a racist.
g) Stuff that contains viruses. We have the H1N1 floating around.
h) Sell stuff. We are not craigslist.
i) Post irrelevant content. If you have the best kid ever because he dressed up as a dinosaur for Easter or want to kill Edward Cullen, that is what MLIA is for.
j) Spelling errors.
k) Nudity.
6. NO SPAM POLICY
Due to web traffic, spammers will come. We do not tolerate spam and spammers will be banned from the site. In addition, spammers will be burned alive at the stake.
10. PAID POSTINGS
We wish.
11. LIABILITY
We are not liable for anything.
