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  <title>This morning I started playing with my boyfriends </title>
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    <![CDATA[This morning I started playing with my boyfriends penis while he was asleep I started sucking on it hoping he would wake up and we would do it He suddenly woke up and had an orgasm He yelled out my best friends name fmp<br><br>By: WTF<br />on 09-03-2010<br>Category: Couples<br>Yes Votes: 7 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>My wife finally agreed on having a threesome after</title>
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    <![CDATA[My wife finally agreed on having a threesome after so many years of me trying She got to pick the girl and her body was fine but her face was ugly as hell I told them I wanted to do some role play and have them both wear nothing but bike helmets fmp<br><br>By: superman<br />on 09-03-2010<br>Category: Couples<br>Yes Votes: 14 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I went to vegas after my wife had left me for anot</title>
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    <![CDATA[I went to vegas after my wife had left me for another man I went to a brothel and got the hottest girl there which cost a pretty penny We were about to do it but I couldnt get my wife off my mind I started tearing up and spent the next hour complaining bout how my life sucked to a hot naked girl fmp<br><br>By: screw her<br />on 09-03-2010<br>Category: Money<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 24<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>screw her</author>
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  <title>I was minding my own business when my next door ne</title>
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    <![CDATA[I was minding my own business when my next door neighbor came by and asked me if I could take her to the airport I was busy at the time and told her I really couldnt at the moment She was desperate because she didnt want to miss her flight and had no one else to take her She offered me money and I felt bad so I decided to put off what I was doing and take her In the car she realized she had no cash so she said quotthis should do rightquot pulled out my junk and gave me head on the way there fmp<br><br>By: coins<br />on 09-03-2010<br>Category: Desperate<br>Yes Votes: 21 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I was at a bar and was getting pretty drunk like u</title>
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    <![CDATA[I was at a bar and was getting pretty drunk like usual I saw this blond and started talking to her We hit it off and went back to her place She started giving me a bj and about half way through I guess I started sobering up because I realized it was a guy I let him finish then I left fmp<br><br>By: nooooo<br />on 08-03-2010<br>Category: Strangers<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 36<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I was on my way home and I saw a car pulled over o</title>
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    <![CDATA[I was on my way home and I saw a car pulled over on the side of the road I realized it was a friends friend who I guess is kind of my friend too I had not talked to her much before but I decided to help her out She had a flat tire and was really thankful because her cellphone had died and had no way of reaching anyone After I changed to her spare tire for her she thanked me and gave me her number saying she would make it up to me over the weekend Boy did she ever fmp<br><br>By: yata!<br />on 08-03-2010<br>Category: Friends<br>Yes Votes: 24 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>My girlfriend broke up with me about a month ago. </title>
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    <![CDATA[My girlfriend broke up with me about a month ago After that I went to all sorts of parties just to try to forget about her and one night I was invited by this really good looking girl to go spend the night at her house We started messing around and pretty much had her butt naked I couldnt stop thinking about my ex so I decided to leave and think about things I keep regretting not doing anything that night fmp<br><br>By: running out<br />on 08-03-2010<br>Category: Desperate<br>Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 30<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>My girlfriend and I were doing 69'ing and I accide</title>
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    <![CDATA[My girlfriend and I were doing 69ing and I accidentally farted Now she has pink eye and wont 69 anymore fmp<br><br>By: accidents happen<br />on 07-03-2010<br>Category: Funny Sex Story<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 23<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>accidents happen</author>
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  <title>I have a long distance relationship with my girl a</title>
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    <![CDATA[I have a long distance relationship with my girl and I was coming down to see some friends over the weekend I didnt really wanna see her yet so I told her that I wasnt coming till the next day When I got there my friends wanted to get some beer so we went to the store and I saw this girl there who I was trying to hook up with I walked her to her car and she kissed me saying she would see me at the party later on when out of the corner of my eye I see my girlfriend She slaps me calls me a lot of things and gets back to her car Neither of them are talking to me now fmp<br><br>By: shhhhhhiiiiiiiii<br />on 07-03-2010<br>Category: Lying<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 26<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I met this girl last night at a party and asked he</title>
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    <![CDATA[I met this girl last night at a party and asked her if she wanted to dance She said yeah and started rubbing up all over me Her booty was against my penis the whole time and I got really hard I know she felt it so when she turned around I said quotthat wasnt my cell phonequot She then said quotI know its still too smallquot Then she left fmp<br><br>By: party every night<br />on 07-03-2010<br>Category: Strangers<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 23<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today I asked my girlfriend if she'd rather sleep </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today I asked my girlfriend if shed rather sleep with me or Edward Cullen She said Edward Cullen because his penis sparkles<br><br>By: peruvian_monster<br />on 06-03-2010<br>Category: Couples<br>Yes Votes: 4 | No Votes: 25<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today I got my credit card statement. Apperently I</title>
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    <![CDATA[Today I got my credit card statement Apperently I got so drunk on my birthday that I bought entire bar two rounds of beers and purchased round trip tickets for my roommate and I to Finland I cant get a refund for the tickets so Im going to Finland next month with my roommate <br><br>By: Budweiser 09<br />on 06-03-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous <br>Yes Votes: 7 | No Votes: 15<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today I walked in on my fuck buddy taking a massiv</title>
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    <![CDATA[Today I walked in on my fuck buddy taking a massive dump I can no longer imagine her naked<br><br>By: JC<br />on 06-03-2010<br>Category: Funny Sex Story<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 25<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>JC</author>
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  <title>Today, I met this really hot chick at work (i work</title>
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    <![CDATA[Today I met this really hot chick at work (i work at a bar) She was leading me on and suggested we head over to her place for some fun After work I head over to her place and she pulls out several board games FMp <br><br>By: Tequila Jack<br />on 06-03-2010<br>Category: Strangers<br>Yes Votes: 6 | No Votes: 19<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Tequila Jack</author>
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  <title>Today I woke up with a giant sharpie penis that co</title>
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    <![CDATA[Today I woke up with a giant sharpie penis that covers 34th of my forehead and sharpie balls on my cheeks I have a job interview with my girlfriends dad in the afternoon <br><br>By: im fucked<br />on 06-03-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous <br>Yes Votes: 4 | No Votes: 17<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>im fucked</author>
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  <title>In college, my roommates set me up with a blind da</title>
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    <![CDATA[In college my roommates set me up with a blind date She is the hottest girl Ive ever seen During dinner I had too much to drink and ended up puking in my car She took me to her apartment and took care of me until I felt better We didnt even have sex and the next morning she made me pancakes in bed Shes now my wife FMP <br><br>By: Ricky Ross the 4th<br />on 06-03-2010<br>Category: Couples<br>Yes Votes: 43 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Ricky Ross the 4th</author>
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  <title>My new girlfriend plays and beats me in modern war</title>
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    <![CDATA[My new girlfriend plays and beats me in modern warfare call of duty halo and she has D-cups I think ive found the one fmp<br><br>By: stacy\'s man<br />on 06-03-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous <br>Yes Votes: 45 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>stacy\'s man</author>
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  <title>as a joke, my wife posted naked pictures of me on </title>
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    <![CDATA[as a joke my wife posted naked pictures of me on craigslist its been 3 days and im still getting pictures of other guys cocks send to my phone <br><br>By: f-my-wife<br />on 05-03-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous <br>Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 23<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I'm black and my penis is huge.</title>
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    <![CDATA[Im black and my penis is huge<br><br>By: Lebron James<br />on 05-03-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous <br>Yes Votes: 10 | No Votes: 29<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Lebron James</author>
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  <title>Today I realized the last time I had sex was 4 yea</title>
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    <![CDATA[Today I realized the last time I had sex was 4 years ago <br><br>By: H1N1<br />on 05-03-2010<br>Category: Desperate<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 28<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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