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I've always had a crush on one of my good friends. We had been talking and she had said the she used to like me but never had to guts to tell me. I asked her what the chances of us having sex were and she said, very high, and I said what about now? She responded with "if I didn't have a boyfriend, maybe." During a party I paid this girl to go have sex with her boyfriend while I distracted her. He was drunk enough and i made it so that we walked in on him. Once everything was done she came to me for consolation and wanted revenge by having sex with me. fmp

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Jan 20, 2010 11:17 AM - Friends - by quicktosqueeze

I had an ear/sinus infection and an urinary tract infection and I called my boyfriend to come cheer me up. He came over drunk and wanted to do me ass since it's the only hole that wasn't "infected". FMP.

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Dec 26, 2009 12:12 PM - Miscellaneous - by Aubrey

I was hanging out with this girl at a party and couldn't wait to get with her. Suddenly, she got a phone call saying her mom went to the hospital. So I drove her there myself, the waited with her all night at the hospital, drove her back to her house in the morning to get some stuff her mom needed, drove her back to the hospital, went to get breakfast for her, and at the end of it all she thanked me with a nice long bj. Can't complain. fmp

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Jan 26, 2010 11:24 AM - Desperate - by ninu

My roommate's a real ass. He brings girls home, who eats my food the morning after and he refuses to buy some more food for me. Soo... Ive made it a point to set off the fire alarm when he's doing a new girl.

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Jun 18, 2010 12:37 AM - Interrupted - by Hick

I have really bad luck with choosing girls. My first girlfriend suddenly realized she was a lesbian and dumped me. My second girlfriend left me for another girl. And the girl I just asked out? It turns out she's gay too. And she's the one my last girlfriend left me for. FMP and FML.

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Jun 10, 2010 02:12 PM - Miscellaneous - by what??

I had been feeling bad lately and my bf and I didn't do it for a long time. Then I got my period so we couldn't don it again, them I had to travel for business so we didn't do it again and finally when I came back I had a urinary infection and it hurt when we tried it. We were both frustrated so I decided to let him do anal. I loved it. Fmp

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Feb 20, 2010 12:07 PM - Couples - by Butt

I had been dating this girl for a few weeks and I really didn't hang out with her one weekend. I told her I had to study a lot one night and I was going to go see her the next day. She asked me to study a lot and if I finished studying, she would give me a sexy surprise. I went out to party that night and she saw me at the same party, then dumped me. fmp

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Mar 27, 2010 07:46 PM - Miscellaneous - by busteddd

My girlfriend wants to name our baby Edward Cullen.

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May 17, 2010 11:24 PM - Couples - by fuckmylife

A long time ago this girl invited me to her apartment to have some fun. I went and her body was hot. We started to make out and she begins taking off her clothes. When she got to her bra, she pulls out two giant wads of tissue. Even though she was almost flatchested and stuffed to a C-cup, she was hot. We did it anyway and as of today, she's my fiancee.

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Feb 3, 2010 10:35 AM - Couples - by Win!

I set up a date with my wife because she was nagging that we didn't do stuff anymore. While at dinner, I saw my mistress sitting on the table across with her friends. I excused myself and went over and had to tell her I was at lunch with my sister and that I would see her later on that night. After dinner I told my wife I had to go visit my distant cousin who we saw at dinner. She liked the dinner so she gave me a nice bj before I left, and I got some that night from my mistress too. fmp

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