The beginning of time
FMePlease is here to help you. Seriously. This website was created so that people all over the world can be entertained by the creative mind of the human species. You will be able to share a story of how you attempted to get laid and let us know if you were successful or not. You can also share a random funny sex story, sex experience or how someone tried to get you in bed. Once the story is published, people can comment/vote on your post and hey, you might even help others in their daily lives when they realize your method is ingenious. Over all this site will hopefully provide you with entertainment, fun and guidance. Stories can start however you want and can end with either 'FMP' (F**K Me Please) weather you got laid or not because you're either pissed or, well think about it, you want to get laid again!
What this world is all about
Basically this is a site where people can let it all out. Tell us how you failed miserably at getting laid, how you're a mastermind in disguise and got laid, how you used the dirtiest tactics to get laid, or share your sex story which you think is weird/funny or just interesting. So tell us anything you've ever tried, in the end you will be judged by the people who read your story. If you made it through, people might comment and ask for your advice and you'll be seen as a 'Meister'. If you didn't, people can try to help you by giving their advice. You will see that some of the stories will sound very familiar to a point where you can relate, and we would like to get as many people involved as possible.
How to kill the dragon
This is a difficult question. All you have to do is click on the 'submit' link at the top of the page and post a story! Your story can be anything you've ever tried to get laid, whether or not you got laid is a different story. You can moderate stories and would appreciate it if duplicate stories, spam, and other stories that are deemed inappropriate or irrelevant be deleted. If we find any story inappropriate/irrelevant and they still get through we will delete them. Once your story is published, people will be able to vote in a few different ways: 'You are a genius' when someone got laid and they think they did a good job, 'You need help' when what you did is deemed bad or viewed in a negative way or you just need a little push/advice to help you get laid. Depending on voting percentage your story will be ranked within its own category which will be seen at the top of the page. 'Meisters' are those whose skills at getting laid are crazy scary and the highest ranked will be at the top of this list (or just have a great story), who knows maybe you can ask advice an they'll help you get some. 'Noobs' are those who need help, big time.
I've sent in my soldiers, what now?
Once you have submitted your story, it will need to be moderated to post on our main wall. Anyone can moderate and deem it worthy of being published or not.
Will This help me get laid?
Maybe. We hope that if you post a story which was unsuccessful, our viewers will give you advice on how to improve on what you did. We can't guarantee it will work, and we can't guarantee that all stories posted are true, since we can't verify this with every person that posts. We do not recommend following some of the posts that have 'ill intent' and do approve of improving your game and playing a fair game. If you do get advice or see a post that you think would work, try it, we would like to hear about your experience and best of luck!
Why should I give you my soul?
Well you won't..... you're just creating a user account. With it you'll be able to participate in voting for FMePlease stories. Ok I lied, anyone can do that... well there aren't any benefits yet to signing up except maybe getting news letters in the future. We're still planning on the future of the website, but if you have good ideas as to why people should sign up let us know. We'll implement anything that we think would help our users and make this website more enjoyable to registered users.
How can I find a specific story?
We have implemented a search bar at the top in which you can search for your favorite stories. You can search by post number, user name or if you don't know either of those use the advanced search and maybe you remember part of the story which would help you find what you're looking for.
Can we?
Perhaps...... Well if you have any questions, concerns, tips or just comments e-mail us at webmaster@fmeplease.com and we will be happy to answer as soon as we can.
