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I went to vegas after my wife had left me for another man. I went to a brothel and got the hottest girl there, which cost a pretty penny. We were about to do it, but I couldn't get my wife off my mind. I started tearing up and spent the next hour complaining bout how my life sucked to a hot naked girl. fmp

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Mar 9, 2010 11:23 AM - Money - by screw her

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I offered this girl in school my iphone in exchange for a bj. We went to my car, got my bj, and I gave her my iphone and went about my business. The next day she cussed at me and called me names, I guess she figured out that it was broken. fmp

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Mar 2, 2010 08:38 PM - Money - by hahaphone

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Last semester I really needed some money for books, so I went to this wet t-shirt contest. I had to win, so I handed out my number to tons of random guys there. I guess they recognized me when it was my turn because I won. Or maybe because I told a couple of the judges I would sleep with them. fmp

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Feb 23, 2010 03:58 PM - Money - by books.

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Every pay check I get goes directly to my wife. She takes care of all the finances and gives me a sort of "allowance." I tried to fight her about it once, but she said if I don't like it I better forget about sex. I would rather have sex. fmp

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Feb 21, 2010 04:28 PM - Money - by ching

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I took my sister and her friend to a nice meal after they won some kind of award for college. I gave my sister an envelope at home with some money, and when I was dropping her friend off I gave her one too. She opened it and said "i charge 20 more for that." I was confused and just laughed. She then said "ok fine since you're my friends brother..." and then she grabbed my crotch. I felt really bad, but really wanted a bj. fmp

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Feb 17, 2010 11:15 AM - Money - by whacha

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I was visiting a friend of mine who works as a waitress at a strip club. This rich guy thought I worked there and came up to me and offered me a nice amount of money to sleep with him. I took it without any hesitation. I would have slept with him for nothing since he was pretty hot. fmp

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Feb 11, 2010 11:12 AM - Money - by strip strip

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We were playing poker with my friends at a party and there was this one girl I couldn't get my eyes off of all night. When we took a break, I went up to her and told her that she was beautiful and if she could deal for me because I thought she would bring me luck. She agreed and I didn't do too well on purpose. So I lost all my money and she felt bad, I told her she could make it up to me somehow. I then offered her to take her home, and when we got there, we made out in the car and I got a nice bj. fmp

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Feb 7, 2010 12:16 PM - Money - by two face

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I met this girl at a party and we hit it off really fast. We started messing around and she let me finger her. After a while I was getting hornier and hornier. She then stopped me and said that if I wanted to do more I would have to cough up some money. I thought she was joking but she was dead serious. I didn't get laid that night. fmp

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Feb 3, 2010 11:23 AM - Money - by jezuz

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