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Category: lying

We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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I got head from this girl l because I gave her a t-shirt from the radio station I work at and I told her I would give her some free concert tickets. After she gave me head I never heard from her again, probably because I moved to a different city. Fmp

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Jul 14, 2010 08:52 AM - Lying - by Shorty

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Long story short. I got caught doing this girl by my wife in my bedroom. She was having surgery the next day, and after she woke up I convinced her it was all in her dream while she was out on narcotics. She believed me. fmp

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Jun 11, 2010 07:10 PM - Lying - by long

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I hooked up with this hot girl at the gym and we went out on a couple of dates. I never asked her how old she was but when she asked me I told her I was 26. I didn't want to sound too old. We did it and she didn't seem too experienced but it was great and she was a fiend. Then I found out she was 18 when she left for college. I'm 32. fmp

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Jun 7, 2010 07:51 PM - Lying - by Shut up

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I went to my friends birthday party and got wasted and apparently made out with a few girls. I told my girlfriend that I had to stay in school that day to study for my final. She gave me some stress relief sex in the morning for working so hard. fmp

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Jun 3, 2010 07:07 AM - Lying - by pikachu

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I got caught cheating by my wife's sister. She's always had a thing for me and I promised I would bone her if she didn't tell my wife anything. Win win for me!! Fmp

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May 26, 2010 07:48 PM - Lying - by cano

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I visited my girlfriend after work one day and she gave me a blow job while wearing red lipstick. It was soooo good... until I got home and my wife found red lipstick marks all over my penis. FMP.

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May 23, 2010 01:04 AM - Lying - by Tiger in Training

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I told my girlfriend I won the lottery and that I would buy her whatever she wanted. She got really excited and fucked my brains out! Then I told her it was just a joke, but that I would still take her out shopping. fmp

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May 18, 2010 06:55 AM - Lying - by united

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This girl had been trying to get it on with me all night, but she's not the type of girl I go for. I had to tell her that I was in a relationship so that she would leave me alone. Later on that night she came by and slapped me while I was making out with this girl. Apparently it was her room mate. Turns out her room mate hated her so she took me home and fucked me. fmp

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May 14, 2010 07:26 PM - Lying - by kile

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