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Today I got my credit card statement. Apperently I got so drunk on my birthday that I bought entire bar two rounds of beers and purchased round trip tickets for my roommate and I to Finland. I can't get a refund for the tickets so I'm going to Finland next month with my roommate.

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Mar 6, 2010 09:01 PM - Miscellaneous - by Budweiser 09

Today I woke up with a giant sharpie penis that covers 3/4th of my forehead and sharpie balls on my cheeks. I have a job interview with my girlfriend's dad in the afternoon.

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Mar 6, 2010 11:53 AM - Miscellaneous - by im fucked

My new girlfriend plays and beats me in modern warfare, call of duty, halo and she has D-cups. I think i've found the one. fmp

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Mar 6, 2010 12:01 AM - Miscellaneous - by stacy's man

as a joke, my wife posted naked pictures of me on craigslist. its been 3 days and i'm still getting pictures of other guys cocks send to my phone.

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Mar 5, 2010 08:53 PM - Miscellaneous - by f-my-wife

I'm black and my penis is huge.

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Mar 5, 2010 06:51 PM - Miscellaneous - by Lebron James

I haven't had sex in so long that every time I look at my pencil in school I get horny. Also happens many phallic objects. Oh wait, I forgot I'm still a virgin and wont get any till I get married because of my stupid religion. fmp

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Mar 3, 2010 03:59 PM - Miscellaneous - by weaner

My girlfriend's dorm is set up so that I have to walk through her suitemate's bedroom to get in and out of her room. Last night, after boning my girlfriend, I left and found the suitemate blocking the exit naked. She wouldn't let me go until I did to her what I did to my girlfriend. I'm not sure if my girlfriend knows or not.

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Mar 1, 2010 12:34 PM - Miscellaneous - by mike

Today I refused to drive 45 minutes to the nearest Five Guys to buy my pregnant girlfriend a cheeseburger so she kicked me in my balls. FMP.

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Feb 26, 2010 04:48 PM - Miscellaneous - by No Queso

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