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Category: Miscellaneous

We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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I met a girl online and we talked a lot about sex and finally I decided to go visit her. I drove 7 hours for a booty call even though all my friends said it was crazy. She didn't look as good as I had hoped but the sex was great, bad thing is it's been a couple of months and she's been calling me everyday. She left a message saying she was pregnant. Fmp

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Jul 27, 2010 01:22 PM - Miscellaneous - by Chila

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My girlfriend took me to a brothel and paid for a hooker for me because I apparently, I have to learn new moves. FMP.

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Jul 14, 2010 03:37 PM - Miscellaneous - by Alex

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my girlfriend has recently started teasing me in a man voice, telling me "who's your papa?". she thinks it's sexy. ive told her to stop, but she insists on doing it. FMP.

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Jul 13, 2010 11:34 AM - Miscellaneous - by whos ur paper

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My girlfriend saw a 3d clip of avatar porn. Yes the blue dude and girl having sex in 3d. It got her going for some reason....it's weird but got me laid. Fmp

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Jul 6, 2010 11:55 AM - Miscellaneous - by Blueray

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So I was at my gf's apartment. We were hanging out with her best friend. She gets tired and goes to sleep. So it's just me an her. I ask here if she wants to suck my dick. Smiles rips all my cloths off and starts deep throating me. Best blowjob ever then she asked if I would fuck her in the ass. Mid fuck my gf walks out and asks if I'm coming to bed soon I say I'll be right in. Blow my load and head to bed. The next we this"bestfriend" texts me "want to fuck?" so we are doing it in her car and this is some aweisome sex. She then screams "fuck my 17 year old ass" I'm 24 I had no idea fml

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Jul 1, 2010 11:00 PM - Miscellaneous - by Bestfriend is a whore

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someone accidentally sent me a picture of a white girl sucking a big black dildo. Fmp.

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Jun 30, 2010 02:12 AM - Miscellaneous - by TT

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So So I started hitting on this really cute chick I like, we started hanging out and kinda flirting with the idea of dating. She really likes vampires, and because I have natural fangs I got her to believe I am part vampire, so now I get laid all the time...fmp

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Jun 23, 2010 01:50 AM - Miscellaneous - by DrkMagnus

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Today my best friend told me that in high school , they used to call me "Cheetah Boy" because I came in five minutes. Fmp

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Jun 21, 2010 12:49 PM - Miscellaneous - by Tay

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