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Category: Strangers


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I was at a bar and was getting pretty drunk like usual. I saw this blond and started talking to her. We hit it off and went back to her place. She started giving me a bj, and about half way through I guess I started sobering up because I realized it was a guy. I let him finish then I left. fmp

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Mar 8, 2010 07:27 PM - Strangers - by nooooo

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I met this girl last night at a party and asked her if she wanted to dance. She said yeah and started rubbing up all over me. Her booty was against my penis the whole time and I got really hard. I know she felt it, so when she turned around I said "that wasn't my cell phone." She then said "I know, its still too small." Then she left. fmp

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Mar 7, 2010 12:41 PM - Strangers - by party every night

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Today, I met this really hot chick at work (i work at a bar). She was leading me on and suggested we head over to her place for some fun. After work, I head over to her place and she pulls out several board games. FMp.

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Mar 6, 2010 02:41 PM - Strangers - by Tequila Jack

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I was a the tennis courts playing some tennis by myself when this really cute girl came in with her little brother. After a while he got tired so I talked her into playing with me. We met again a few days later, and this time she was alone. I tried to make a move, and next thing I know we're in my room doing it like crazy. Turns out she's an amateur porn star. fmp

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Mar 4, 2010 03:58 PM - Strangers - by tennisking

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I went out to the club today and wore my $800 lucky jeans. I always get laid when I wear them. I got to the club, went in and started dancing with this good looking girl. Three minutes later she gets close to me starts kneeling to the ground in the middle of the club and then pukes on my jeans. fmp

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Mar 1, 2010 09:32 PM - Strangers - by fyou

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I saw my friend at the mall, went up behind her and grabbed her. She turned around and kissed me. It was someone I had never met. I thought she was my friend and she thought I was her boyfriend. It was awkward but we're now somehow dating. fmp

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Mar 1, 2010 11:27 AM - Strangers - by mooolah

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I was at a friends birthday party and I was introduced to this really hot girl. I was trying to talk to her and maybe get a date out of her, then she started smoking. I told her that smoking was not good for her health, and tried to tease her about it. She came up to me grabbed my shirt, pulled me close to her and kissed me. Then she blew all the smoke inside my mouth and walked away. fmp

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Feb 25, 2010 07:39 AM - Strangers - by nara

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I was vacationing in mexico with some friends and we were all hanging out at a bar one night. We started getting tipsy and at one point during the night we saw these really cute guys drinking pretty close to us. Two of my friends and I decided to get their attention by taking our tops off and dancing on the table. It was all going well, then I realized one of those guys was my brother. I had to spend the rest of the night begging him not to tell my parents. fmp

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Feb 23, 2010 07:32 AM - Strangers - by mexico!

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