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Category: Interrupted

We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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You know when you're doing a girl from behind and her mom call so she has to stop? Well that's what happened, and I tried to kept going, but she struggled and accidentally kicked me really hard on the balls... hard enough to make me throw up. fmp

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Sep 4, 2010 07:40 AM - Interrupted - by saddles

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I was at a hostel in new york, and was sharing a room with two guys and three girls. One night when everyone was out, I went to bed early and as soon as I did one of the girls returned. I guess she was drunk or something because immediately after she saw me laying on my bed, she got on top of me and started undressing me. I was confused but didn't say anything and was just going with it. She started riding my dick and about 10 minutes later, she orgasmed. Then she got off, and went to shower then sleep. I didn't even come. fmp

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Aug 29, 2010 10:39 AM - Interrupted - by roundndelicious

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Today I came home horny, so I started watching some porn and whacking it. Ten minutes later, my hot girl roommates knock on my door and tell me to stop watching porn. Apparently, I forgot to put some headphones in. Fmp.

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Aug 26, 2010 11:47 AM - Interrupted - by Phell

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It was a sunday morning and my girlfriend and I were driving around looking for things to do. We were bored so decided to do it, but she didn't want to do it in the car. I remember we were close to my work place, and it was empty so we went there and started doing it on my desk. We were going at it and I had this feeling I was being watched, so I turned around and saw the cleaning guy just standing there, watching, with his hand down his pants..... We quickly got up and left, and now I can't ever see him in the eye again. fmp

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Aug 21, 2010 07:34 AM - Interrupted - by Trey

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I was heading home with a girl one night and we immediately went into my bedroom. We started doing dirty things, when I noticed my bed had some white spots on it that were hard. Then I remembered my cousin had stayed over and left in the morning with his girlfriend. My penis went limp funking he had fucked his girl on my bed and had to wash my bed sheets. Fmp

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Aug 18, 2010 09:14 AM - Interrupted - by Preeeeenis

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Today my girlfriend sneezed while riding me. A giant booger ball fell out and landed on my mouth. Fmp

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Aug 16, 2010 06:31 AM - Interrupted - by Achooooooiooooo

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I was messing around with a girl I had met only a couple hours earlier. We were in a public bathroom at a club, and I knew I wanted my penis inside her. I stuck my hand in her pants to play with her wet pussy, she seemed very excited. Then I took my hand out and i saw that it was covered in blood, immediately killing my sex drive and making me run out and wash my hands as if it was covered in acid. FmP

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Aug 5, 2010 07:41 AM - Interrupted - by Tubi666

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I spent three days in Mexico on my honeymoon and instead of touring and hacking great sex, I spent the first 2 days looking for my wife because I lost her somehow. The next day 3 days I spent at the US embassy because I lost my passport and couldn't get back in the country. Fmp

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Aug 2, 2010 07:35 AM - Interrupted - by Oyster

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