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My girlfriend and I were doing 69'ing and I accidentally farted. Now she has pink eye and wont 69 anymore. fmp

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Mar 7, 2010 10:00 PM - Funny Sex Story - by accidents happen

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Today I walked in on my fuck buddy taking a massive dump... I can no longer imagine her naked.

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Mar 6, 2010 05:06 PM - Funny Sex Story - by JC

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Today I was eating my girlfriend out in the dark. She started to taste pretty weird so I stopped. I had been sick all day and realized that my nose was really runny and I had been eating my own snot. fmp

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Mar 3, 2010 10:09 PM - Funny Sex Story - by bugger

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Today I was doing my husband and was so into it, that I accidentally yelled out our gardener's name. He immediately stopped, got up and went to the shower without talking to me. He never finished me so I got dressed and went to the gardeners house. fmp

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Feb 28, 2010 10:22 PM - Funny Sex Story - by jerry

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Today I accidentally jizzed on my cat. fmp

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Feb 28, 2010 12:28 AM - Funny Sex Story - by cats

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I went to a birthday party the other day and saw my ex with a cute chick.... I said hi to both of them, the cute one grabbed my junk and said damn she wasn't lying. That night ended up banging both of them in the bathroom. FMP

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Feb 27, 2010 07:25 PM - Funny Sex Story - by oh hi!

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Today I gave my boyfriend head and when be came I pretended to swallow. I went to kiss him and spit his cum in his mouth. Je got really mad because he swallowed some and now he won't let me kiss him. Fmp

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Feb 27, 2010 04:21 PM - Funny Sex Story - by Swallow

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My girlfriend and I are pretty big. We decided to try and start having a baby so we went to the doctors to get some advice. It turns out she's 7 months pregnant. We never noticed the difference. fmp

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Feb 27, 2010 12:05 AM - Funny Sex Story - by faaaaaaaaaaattt

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