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Category: funny sex story

We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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my gf was complaining of a stomachache but i thought she was just saying that to get out of sex. so i started getting her horny. midway, i felt something extremely wet on my balls. she had let loose a little diarrhea . fmp.

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Jul 28, 2010 12:21 PM - Funny Sex Story - by td

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my girlfriend made me coffee right after we had sex. it tasted funny and i asked her what she put in it. she said my cum. she wasnt kidding. fmp.

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Jul 21, 2010 12:35 PM - Funny Sex Story - by cc

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It doesnt take much to get me off nowadays. I was doing a research project on the native american tribes, saw some saggy native american titties and got off. fmp.

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Jul 16, 2010 01:40 PM - Funny Sex Story - by biloxi 5

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A girl was riding me hard for what seemed like forever and when she finally was done i get up to take the condom off and it was gone. I had it fish it out of her with my fingers... fmp

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Jul 9, 2010 01:45 AM - Funny Sex Story - by It pulled a Houdini!!!

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monday morning at work. some guys were me and my friends about the camping festival that we had gone to. one blatantly asked, "did you put your penis in between some boob?" he was trying to make fun of one of the guys that didn't get any. I got to reply with "as a matter of fact i did!" i love country stampede...

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Jun 28, 2010 07:57 PM - Funny Sex Story - by Anonymous

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I brought home a nice looking girl who put out. When I woke up the next morning not only did she help herself to my cereal, she took off with my oreos and a gallon of milk too. FMP

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Jun 13, 2010 08:39 PM - Funny Sex Story - by Milky Whit3

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My girl and I were doing it once while she was pregnant. I was sucking on her nipples, when all of a sudden I tasted something really sweet. She was lactating. fmp

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Jun 1, 2010 08:11 PM - Funny Sex Story - by milkshake

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Me and my girlfriend made a bet that we wouldnt touch each other for 2 weeks, who ever touched the other first lost. She teased me with herself. I lasted 3 days, they were a great 3 days.

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May 29, 2010 06:39 AM - Funny Sex Story - by Anonymous

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