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I was minding my own business when my next door neighbor came by and asked me if I could take her to the airport. I was busy at the time and told her I really couldn't at the moment. She was desperate because she didn't want to miss her flight and had no one else to take her. She offered me money and I felt bad so I decided to put off what I was doing and take her. In the car she realized she had no cash, so she said "this should do right?" pulled out my junk and gave me head on the way there. fmp

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Mar 9, 2010 07:25 AM - Desperate - by coins

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My girlfriend broke up with me about a month ago. After that I went to all sorts of parties just to try to forget about her and one night, I was invited by this really good looking girl to go spend the night at her house. We started messing around and pretty much had her butt naked. I couldn't stop thinking about my ex, so I decided to leave and think about things. I keep regretting not doing anything that night. fmp

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Mar 8, 2010 07:40 AM - Desperate - by running out

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Today I realized the last time I had sex was 4 years ago.

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Mar 5, 2010 06:48 PM - Desperate - by H1N1

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My husband hates giving oral. After years of just boring old sex, I really craved for someone to eat me out. I looked at the peanut butter jar and had hear of people doing this before.... so I spread some peanut butter down there and let my dog lick it. It was amazing. fmp

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Mar 4, 2010 11:24 AM - Desperate - by peanutbutterjellytime

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I couldn't take it anymore. After so long of not having sex, I went to a party and whipped my junk out in front of this girl and started masturbating. Good thing it was dark she only figured it out after I was done. Then her boyfriend tried to kick my ass but he was too fat to catch up. fmp

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Mar 3, 2010 11:56 AM - Desperate - by ninininu

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I really needed to get some and was going on a date with this girl for the 3rd time so I was just expecting it anytime. We went to a nice dinner and I saw my uncle there. She recognized him too and I was really surprised. It turns out she was my cousin, I didn't care and asked her if it bothered her that we were cousins and were dating. She looked at me, got up and left. I had to yell I was kidding so she wouldn't tell my parents. fmp

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Mar 1, 2010 07:41 AM - Desperate - by gideon

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I went out on a date with this friend of a friend. Everything was going great we got to her house, and to my surprise she pulled out a bong and started smoking. I've never smoked, but I wanted to impress her so I did it too. We both got really messed up. The next morning I woke up next to her, she was naked. fmp

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Feb 25, 2010 08:18 PM - Desperate - by tacos

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My girlfriend has suddenly stopped all sex because she's "never in the right mood" feeling really horny one day I found instructions of how to build a home-made fleshlight on the the internet out of a pringles can and a condom. It felt better than my girlfriend.... fmp.

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Feb 24, 2010 02:17 AM - Desperate - by Fleshchips

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