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Category: Desperate

We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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Not having sex for a while messes with your mind. I was on a date and wanted to get some so bad the guy and I started doing it while driving. It was all going great till I started having an orgasm and lost control of the car. We ended up in a ditch and had to get the car towed, but it was worth it. Fmp

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Jul 22, 2010 07:54 AM - Desperate - by Carrrrs

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I met a girl (not on craigslist, ok maybe) who was as horny as I was and was willinnto meet up with me. We go back to my place and started messing around, she takes off my pants and before I can stick my junk in her front door, she says she needs to pee. On me. It was that or she would leave. The pee stains are not coming off my blankets. Fmp

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Jul 13, 2010 11:27 AM - Desperate - by Poop

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I was on the phone with my ex and I cummed for no reason after having a four hour boner...the cum spots were in the shape of hearts wierd...

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Jul 12, 2010 10:40 PM - Desperate - by Hearts

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Today i got laid for the first time in months with this amazing girl. We met at a family reunion. FMP

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Jul 4, 2010 12:06 AM - Desperate - by Hoolio

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I go to a lot of parties, during which my friends always try to get me drunk so I can get some. I'd love nothing more than to get together with one of the girls, but at the end of the night I'm still sober, tucking blankets over passed-out girls, holding their hair back while they throw up, or hearing a random couple banging in the bathroom. Still can't bring myself to say FMP...

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Jul 3, 2010 05:14 AM - Desperate - by "The friend"

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I was at the store the other day and saw this really cute girl walking in. She confused me with someone who worked there and asked me if I could help her with some car trouble. I went out to look at her car, which was very very low on oil, and told her I could fix her problem if she went on a date with me. 2 weeks later, and I've already gotten 5 blow jobs. fmp

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Jun 29, 2010 12:35 PM - Desperate - by taffy

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My girlfriend promised me that if the US won today, that I would get the most amazing sex of my life. You have no idea how much I prayed throughout the whole game, even though I'm Slovenian and their win put us out of the world cup. I can't wait to dominate her now. fmp

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Jun 23, 2010 11:18 AM - Desperate - by Good times

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I responded to this ad of this good looking girl who wanted to have nsa sex. The only bad part about it was that she wanted to pee on her partner. It was worth it. fmp

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Jun 17, 2010 07:18 AM - Desperate - by CL again

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