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This morning I started playing with my boyfriends penis while he was asleep. I started sucking on it hoping he would wake up and we would do it. He suddenly woke up and had an orgasm. He yelled out my best friends name. fmp

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Mar 9, 2010 09:12 PM - Couples - by WTF

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My wife finally agreed on having a threesome after so many years of me trying. She got to pick the girl and her body was fine, but her face was ugly as hell. I told them I wanted to do some role play and have them both wear nothing but bike helmets. fmp

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Mar 9, 2010 03:59 PM - Couples - by superman

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Today I asked my girlfriend if she'd rather sleep with me or Edward Cullen. She said Edward Cullen, because his penis sparkles.

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Mar 6, 2010 09:02 PM - Couples - by peruvian_monster

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In college, my roommates set me up with a blind date. She is the hottest girl I've ever seen. During dinner, I had too much to drink and ended up puking in my car. She took me to her apartment and took care of me until I felt better. We didn't even have sex and the next morning she made me pancakes in bed. She's now my wife. FMP.

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Mar 6, 2010 11:51 AM - Couples - by Ricky Ross the 4th

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Today, my fiance returns from a week away at his parents. Also today, my ovaries decided to open up the flood gates and let the river flow. Here comes week TWO without any booty. FMP. :(

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Mar 5, 2010 03:53 PM - Couples - by hollielollie

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My husband likes hairy legs on women, and I hate it when my leg hair grows even the tiniest bit. Its gotten to the point where he doesn't want to touch me sexually when I shave them, so I have to not shave for him to get in the mood. fmp

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Mar 5, 2010 07:52 AM - Couples - by hairy

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Today I asked my gf to make me a sandwich while I played world of warcraft. She came back butt naked with the sandwhich left it on my plate and left. I immediately chased after her but she locked herself in the bathroom. I hate it when she teases me like that so I waited butt naked outside the door till she got out. We ended up accidentally doing it on top of the sandwhich which I left on the bed. fmp

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Mar 4, 2010 09:24 PM - Couples - by samwhich

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My wife and her sister hated each other. One night, she came by my house because their mother had asked her to visit us. My wife was not home, and she said "I wonder how she would feel if you slept with me," and proceeded to take her clothes off. She is pretty hot, so I didn't hold back and we did it. Little did she know that my wife and I had been separated for a couple of weeks. fmp

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Mar 3, 2010 07:58 AM - Couples - by Daven

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