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Category: Couples


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My girlfriend asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I asked her for sex of course and for her to dress as princess Leila. She dressed as darth vedar because she thought it would be funny. I got so mad I went to a strip club. fmp

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Mar 10, 2010 09:52 PM - Couples - by yoda

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My girlfriend and I had a fight at school today. She called me pencil dick in front of half the school. fmp

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Mar 10, 2010 06:14 PM - Couples - by Anonymous

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This morning I started playing with my boyfriends penis while he was asleep. I started sucking on it hoping he would wake up and we would do it. He suddenly woke up and had an orgasm. He yelled out my best friends name. fmp

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Mar 9, 2010 09:12 PM - Couples - by WTF

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My wife finally agreed on having a threesome after so many years of me trying. She got to pick the girl and her body was fine, but her face was ugly as hell. I told them I wanted to do some role play and have them both wear nothing but bike helmets. fmp

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Mar 9, 2010 03:59 PM - Couples - by superman

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Today I asked my girlfriend if she'd rather sleep with me or Edward Cullen. She said Edward Cullen, because his penis sparkles.

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Mar 6, 2010 09:02 PM - Couples - by peruvian_monster

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In college, my roommates set me up with a blind date. She is the hottest girl I've ever seen. During dinner, I had too much to drink and ended up puking in my car. She took me to her apartment and took care of me until I felt better. We didn't even have sex and the next morning she made me pancakes in bed. She's now my wife. FMP.

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Mar 6, 2010 11:51 AM - Couples - by Ricky Ross the 4th

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Today, my fiance returns from a week away at his parents. Also today, my ovaries decided to open up the flood gates and let the river flow. Here comes week TWO without any booty. FMP. :(

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Mar 5, 2010 03:53 PM - Couples - by hollielollie

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My husband likes hairy legs on women, and I hate it when my leg hair grows even the tiniest bit. Its gotten to the point where he doesn't want to touch me sexually when I shave them, so I have to not shave for him to get in the mood. fmp

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Mar 5, 2010 07:52 AM - Couples - by hairy

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