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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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My friends and I paid a hooker so that we could get one of our friends laid for his birthday. He did, then we found out our friend who paid for the hooker thought it would be funny if he hired a transexual. Birthday boy still doesn't know he slept with a post op guy. FMP

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Dec 10, 2009 03:43 PM - Money - by hoooookup

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I took this girl out I was dating to a bar. We had been dating for two months and said she wanted to save "it" for marriage. So I got my friend have a shot contest with her. I paid for the shots, which was a pretty penny, but she got wasted, I took her back home and fucked her like no other. She still doesn't know. FMP

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Dec 8, 2009 07:21 PM - Money - by bling

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I was at a party and was getting tipsy and really horny. I saw this cute girl by herself and I decided to offer her $200 if she slept with me. She was pretty drunk but we had awesome sex. In the morning I left before she got up, and left a note saying "we should do business again." I had given her $200 in monopoly money. FMP

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Dec 6, 2009 10:09 PM - Money - by Drunkz

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I was driving across the desert and saw this broken down car. This hot girl was waiting in it and asked if she could get a ride and borrow money because she had forgotten her purse and ran out of gas. Long story short I have her a ride while getting a bj. FMP

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Dec 6, 2009 07:18 PM - Money - by Overseas

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I heard my ex was throwing a party in her apartment and I decided to show up. They were running out of alcohol and she cam up to me and asked if I could buy some. I told her the only way I would do it was if she put out that night. Long story short I get her more alcohol and I got to have her again, even though she has been dating someone else for a couple of months and I think he might have walked in and left. FMP

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Nov 25, 2009 08:58 PM - Money - by Exxx

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I was at a party and bet this girl 10 bucks that she couldn't take my dick without choking. She was kinda tipsy and gladly agreed. She easily took it all in and I guess she forgot what she was doing because it turned into a bj in front of 100 people. FMP

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Nov 23, 2009 08:05 PM - Money - by suckudry

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I like to go clubbing take guys on the dance floor and rub all up on them. I get them drunk and go back to their place. Fuck them if I find them hot, let them pass out, take their wallets and leave. I gotta make my cash somehow. Fmp

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Nov 22, 2009 02:52 AM - Money - by Cummings

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I'm a broke college kid and I knew a guy who was open about how much he wanted me to do him. I'm straight, and did I mention I was broke? Anyway, he noticed that and offered me money and convinced me that it wouldn't be that gay to do him. So I was doing him from behind and he turned around and kissed me. What a fag. FMP

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Nov 19, 2009 10:34 PM - Money - by Jake

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