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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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I'm wealthy but not that good looking. I've had 6 sexual partners in the past 6 days all because of my money. FMP.

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Dec 29, 2009 11:38 PM - Money - by Broker

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My best friend is a doctor and I found one of his bank receipts one day which showed a really nice amount of money on his account. I usually take it with me to bars and it "falls" out of my pocket by accident next to hot girls. They're usually very interested in me after they see it. FMP

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Dec 28, 2009 08:04 AM - Money - by aaass

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I've been paying this girl once or twice a week to have sex with me for the past 2 months. Yesterday she felt she knew me well enough to take me to her house instead of wasting money on a hotel. Halfway through her kid walked in on us. We told her I was santa and to go back to sleep. FMP

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Dec 24, 2009 03:20 PM - Money - by Whores

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I was in mexico for a business trip and got a girl for a really good price. I made her give me a bj while I took a dump. Felt twice as good. FMP

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Dec 22, 2009 03:47 PM - Money - by Dump

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I paid a girl at a party to have sex with me. In the morning I woke up and she said she had a good time. I can't remember anything, so I don't know if we actually had sex or she's just taking my money. FMP

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Dec 21, 2009 03:04 PM - Money - by Stupid

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I met a girl online and we dated for a few months. She was amazing, she liked everything I liked, and we got along really well. I really wanted to do it with her, so I offered to fly her over (she lived a couple of states away) so we could do it since we talked about it so much. I picked her up, we get to my house and everything is going well. Then we start getting intimate, she looks me and says "it will be $600 for the weekend" she was an escort and never told me. FMP

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Dec 17, 2009 08:59 AM - Money - by Crap

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I met this guy at a bar and we hit it off pretty fast. I decided to make it a night to remember so we went to his car and I started giving him a bj. Halfway through, he stopped me and said "wait wait, this is not gonna be more than 30 bucks right?" He thought I was a hooker. FMP

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Dec 14, 2009 07:46 AM - Money - by Hooker

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My friends and I paid a hooker so that we could get one of our friends laid for his birthday. He did, then we found out our friend who paid for the hooker thought it would be funny if he hired a transexual. Birthday boy still doesn't know he slept with a post op guy. FMP

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Dec 10, 2009 03:43 PM - Money - by hoooookup

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