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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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I bough my girlfriend and I a pair of tickets to go on a cruise. I couldn't wait to have a sex filled weekend. We got there a day into it and we don't have sex. I think to myself that's ok, I'll make things more romantic. I tried to fix things up and take her to a nice dinner but I couldn't find her. I went around to look for her and finally found her at the bar, making out with some guy. I confronted her and she told me she was leaving me because I never did anything special for her. fmp

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Jan 19, 2010 07:34 PM - Money - by winf

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I usually ask my friends how much money they would have to get to sleep with me joking around. They laugh and respond. They don' know am rich, so when they give a certain range, i pull out a stack of money and offer it to them. 80 % of the time they take it and fuck my brains out, 15 % of the time i have to add more money, 5 % of the time they rejected it and then I just said I was kidding anyway. fmp

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Jan 14, 2010 07:22 PM - Money - by richbitch

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I was trying to get some from this skank at the mall. She was wearing practically nothing, i was so turned on by her that I followed her and offered her to go back to my place. After turning me down a few times, I offered her 200 bucks if she went back with me. Turns out she was a cop, I got arrested for soliciting. fmp

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Jan 14, 2010 03:30 PM - Money - by pigs

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I'm an older person and heard that you get laid a lot more when you're older and you have a nice car. Women like to go to older men who are experienced and stable. Nothing shows stability more than a nice car. I used up all the money I had and took out some loans to buy a really nice one, now I get laid a lot more but am always broke. fmp

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Jan 12, 2010 07:29 AM - Money - by 123456

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I make about 128k dollars a year in my job. About 80K goes to hookers, strip clubs and escorts.fmp

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Jan 10, 2010 11:51 AM - Money - by geessss

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I was too pussy to break up with my boyfriend so I hired a hooker to sleep with him and arranged for me to walk in on them. FMP.

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Jan 6, 2010 08:22 PM - Money - by JoAnna The Sex

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I was looking at classifieds and I saw an ad that said "2 for the price of one." The picture of the one girl looked good and the price was really nice. So we met up and it was only one girl, but that was ok because she looked good. Once we started messing around I realized what "2 for the price of one" meant when I felt her penis. fmp

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Jan 6, 2010 11:51 AM - Money - by jerz

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I decided to get a hooker for the night on each new years that I don't have a girlfriend. I've 8 hookers. FMP

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Jan 2, 2010 12:45 PM - Money - by new years

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