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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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I make sure to spread rumors that I always give girls gifts and money whenever they sleep with me. That way at parties, I always get them gold diggers. I do leave them gifts and such, but its usually fake jewelry. fmp

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May 1, 2010 06:43 PM - Money - by Snoop dog

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I'm a stripper and I had a customer that always came to see me. One night he offered me a good amount of money so he could do more than just watch. I couldn't refuse so I took the money and we did crazy things and I really enjoyed it. The bad part is that it was dark when he gave me the money and didn't think to check till the morning. Only the top bill was real, all the rest were fake. fmp

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Apr 29, 2010 11:06 AM - Money - by soab

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There were some cute girls with "car wash" signs to help raise money for their sorority or something. I went up to one of the girls and asked how much, she said a donation of 20 bucks for a car wash. Then I said, no how much for a bj, she said 100 bucks, I never thought it would work, but it did. fmp

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Apr 27, 2010 03:55 PM - Money - by Starjob

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I was bored of the usual shit, so I paid a hooker to come to the movies with me. We watched avatar in 3D. You know what the best feeling is?? Watching avatar 3D while getting a blow J. fmp

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Apr 25, 2010 08:10 PM - Money - by Mikenike

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I tried to pay my way out of failing a class. The professor refused, then I got naked in front of him. He couldn't refuse that. fmp

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Apr 21, 2010 11:24 AM - Money - by school ftw

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Whenever I go on dates, I usually pretend to forget my wallet that way the girl pays. That way when I'm taking them home I insist on going to my house first so I can get the money and pay them back. That gets them into my apartment, I usually manage to get them to stay around long enough for us to mess around. fmp

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Apr 16, 2010 09:46 PM - Money - by cheap

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I paid an escort about 300 dollars to come and have some fun with me. I either had an amazing night and did crazy things to her and I was drugged. Because I woke up in the morning and I didn't remember anything. fmp

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Apr 15, 2010 07:25 PM - Money - by chicano

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This past weekend I payed this girl 120 bucks for a bj. The ting is that it was my girlfriend, and she said I didn't deserve anything more if I didn't buy her a more expensive purse. fmp

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Apr 14, 2010 07:13 AM - Money - by Wtf

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