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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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I went on a blind date with this girl, told her I was a doctor, loved the environment and my family, did community service whenever I could, and basically liked a lot of the things she did. It got me in her pants that same night, but everything I said couldn't have been further from the truth except the doctor part, well....... doctor's secretary. fmp

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Jan 22, 2010 07:12 PM - Lying - by santa

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My ex and I had been broken up for a few weeks now, but we still talked and hung out. One day she told me she was really horny and wanted to do it because she hadn't done it in so long, so she asked me if I had been seeing anyone else. I said that I hadn't and that I missed her. After doing it, she said that it didn't mean we were back together, just a booty call. I agreed, and I hope she doesn't find out I've been sleeping with her sister. fmp

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Jan 21, 2010 07:29 AM - Lying - by andy

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I met this girl at a college party and she seemed interested in me. I was wearing a suit because I had just gotten back from a formal event. I told her that I had already graduated, and worked as a body guard and that's why I had the suit. She got even more interested when I told her I was the body guard for lady gaga and I could get her back stage passes. She fucked me that same night, little did she know I'm still in high school. fmp

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Jan 18, 2010 10:26 PM - Lying - by simon

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I told my wife I had to go on a business trip for a week. In fact I went to my friends bachelor party which involved a strip club and massage parlor with happy endings. It was all going well till we got to the massage parlor because I was getting a bj from a stranger. After I was done I felt bad and as I was getting out I saw my friend come out of a room with my wife. Apparently she worked there and I never knew. Fmp

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Jan 16, 2010 11:44 AM - Lying - by Male

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I was talking to this girl at a bus stop once and she was telling me how religious she was. It was hard core. So I jokingly told her that I was a messenger from god and that I had come to tell her that her soul would be saved if she performed a sexual act to prove her loyalty. She gave me a blow job in the back of the bus. fmp

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Jan 13, 2010 11:23 AM - Lying - by Jesus

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I bought my girlfriend a 40 dollar ring, and told her it cost about 5 thousand. She believed me and gave me the best/longest blow job followed by porn style sex that same night. She still doesn't know the truth and shows it off to all her friends. fmp

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Jan 12, 2010 09:26 PM - Lying - by zipper

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When I went to a party this girl told me she only slept with guys with big dicks. I lied and told her I had a big dick so she went home with me. We made out and she undressed me. She then called me a "baby dick" and left. FMP.

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Jan 9, 2010 07:37 PM - Lying - by Tama doesn't get any

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My girlfriend never wants to have sex anymore. The only time we have sex is when I buy clothes for her. Because that gets pricey, I've been going to thrift stores to buy her clothes. She doesn't know that she's been wearing other people's clothes, but I get laid and that's what matters.

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Jan 8, 2010 11:14 PM - Lying - by Anonymous

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