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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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I bought my girlfriend a fake diamond ring so my girlfriend would think it was an engagement ring. As soon as i showed her she got so excited she fucked me right there. Then after that I said "what? engagement? this was just a fake I was playing around with you." She got really mad, we had an argument, then we made up and had make up sex. fmp

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Feb 4, 2010 11:27 AM - Lying - by jealouss

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I went to this football game wearing my favorite players jersey. After it was over, I was leaving and heading towards my car, when this ok looking girl came up to me and asked for an autograph. She thought I was one of the players and so I told her I only gave them for blow jobs. I got a bj in my car and she got a fake autograph. fmp

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Feb 3, 2010 04:00 PM - Lying - by Chido

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I told this girl I was the leader of my gang, and she had to do me if she wanted to get in. She did, I have been avoiding her since because I'm not even in a gang, but my twin brother is. fmp

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Feb 2, 2010 11:09 AM - Lying - by cholo

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I met this really hot girl and told her I was a movie producer and that I wanted her to put together a music cd so I could maybe incorporate the songs she picked into my movie. She went all out and made 5 cd's with all the songs she loved, came to my apartment and fucked my brains out. I'm not really a producer, I'm a waiter hahahah. fmp

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Feb 1, 2010 07:21 AM - Lying - by hollywooood

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My girlfriend hates it when I smoke, so I made a deal with her saying that I would not smoke for one day for every night of sex. So far so good. What she doesn't know is that I secretly smoke during my lunch break at work which is the only time she can't monitor me. fmp

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Jan 30, 2010 11:51 PM - Lying - by Smoking hot

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I caught my girlfriend in a really big lie. I was upset with her for about a week and almost broke up with her. We finally got back when she promised she would not lie anymore and I Reilly believed she was sorry. Also she was so desperate to get back and not lose me that right before we got back together she said she would do anything, so I asked for a threesome, she complied. Booyah!!!!

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Jan 26, 2010 06:02 PM - Lying - by The joy

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I went up to this guy at a spring break party and told him I thought he was really hot. He said he thought the same about me and then I hinted for him to buy me a drink. After he did, his girlfriend showed up out of nowhere and he completely ignored me and pretended I wasn't there. I got so mad I grabbed his crotch kissed him on the cheek and said I'll see you later sexy, and walked away. fmp

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Jan 25, 2010 11:25 AM - Lying - by guyss

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Today I planned to propose to my ex-girlfriend of 2 years. I sat her down and started off the conversation with "We need to talk." All of a sudden, she breaks down and apologizes for sleeping with Marcus. Marcus is my father.

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Jan 23, 2010 06:15 PM - Lying - by minotaur johnson

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