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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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My wife was on a business trip so I had this girl come to my house and we were messing around. Halfway through our session, I hear the door opening. For some reason my wife came back home early. I quickly put her in the closet and got back on the bed. My wife came in and asked what I was doing naked in bed. I told her I was masturbating and I was happy to see her. Then a loud sneeze came from the closet. It was really quiet for about a minute which seemed a life time. My wife ignored it, then said she was going to the grocery store. The girl left soon after and my wife never mentioned it. fmp

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Mar 13, 2010 06:12 AM - Lying - by what the

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Recently my boyfriend had not been asking for sex as much as he used to. I found it strange but didn't think much of it. I got horny one day and started rubbing up against him, he stopped me and said he had something to tell me. He said he couldn't do anything anymore because he had fallen in love with my mother and they had been doing it for months. fmp

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Mar 10, 2010 11:36 AM - Lying - by Craig

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I have a long distance relationship with my girl and I was coming down to see some friends over the weekend. I didn't really wanna see her yet, so I told her that I wasn't coming till the next day. When I got there my friends wanted to get some beer so we went to the store, and I saw this girl there who I was trying to hook up with. I walked her to her car and she kissed me saying she would see me at the party later on, when out of the corner of my eye, I see my girlfriend. She slaps me, calls me a lot of things and gets back to her car. Neither of them are talking to me now. fmp

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Mar 7, 2010 07:04 PM - Lying - by shhhhhhiiiiiiiii

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I made a deal with my wife that if we did it at least 3 times a week I would go to church with her. I've been going to church the past month, but its worth it because now I've been getting it 4-5 times a week. fmp

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Mar 2, 2010 08:06 AM - Lying - by jebus

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I went on a business trip to china and told my wife I couldn't bring her because I would be working all the time and moving around. Truth is I only went there for a few meetings, the rest of the time I was with some buddies going to massage parlors were I got the best happy endings. fmp

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Feb 27, 2010 10:13 AM - Lying - by earllly

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My boyfriend always gave me the nicest things for anniversaries or romantic holidays but lately he would always just drop the item off and leave off to work. I wanted to be the one with the best gift this time, so I told him I would be going out of town for work during valentines. I was planning on surprising him when he got home with a really sexy outfit and nice dinner. I stayed over at my friends the night before, and went back home in the morning while he was at work. I caught him in my bed with another girl. fmp

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Feb 25, 2010 04:01 PM - Lying - by Meaningless

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My best friend and I used to mess around all the time until she got a boyfriend. I got jealous so I told her that I saw him messing around with some other girl. She believed me and dumped him. Now we're back to messing around :) fmp

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Feb 22, 2010 08:59 PM - Lying - by yogurto

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My husband is into the Olympics... waaay too much into them. All he did after he came back from work is watch them and would hate it when someone told him who won gold or whatever. One night I was horny and he would not do me, he said after he watched who won gold. So I got mod and randomly said "US guy got bronze" he got really mad, turned the tv off and went to shower. When he got out I said I was sorry, I was excited about it and to make it up we should do it, and we did. fmp

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Feb 21, 2010 06:29 PM - Lying - by need some

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