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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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I've always wanted to hook up with this hot friend I have so one day I decided to tell him that my parents had kicked me out the house and needed a place to stay for at least one night. He offered to let me stay, and we decided to drink and watch a movie to forget our troubles. Then I told him I didn't know how to make it up to him, then grabbed his dick and said I hope this helps. I ended up going home, turns out he was gay. FMP

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Dec 21, 2009 07:33 AM - Lying - by yessss

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I went on a date with this girl who was really outgoing and seemed the type of girl that liked to dominate. I took my chances and told her I was a virgin (which I wasn't) and she immediately said "really? oh let me teach you some things..." score!! FMP

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Dec 17, 2009 11:34 AM - Lying - by virginitis

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I told this girl I met I was Tiger Woods ( I look a lot like him) and she believed me. We went to her house, messed around and I fell asleep. When I woke up I saw her going through my wallet, she saw my ID, kicked me out and threw all my clothes out the window. FMP

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Dec 14, 2009 11:09 AM - Lying - by Tiger

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I met a girl at a bar and we hit it off real quick. I took her back home and we started messing around, she asked me if I had a condom and I was so horny that I told her I was infertile. She's now 2 months pregnant. FMP

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Dec 10, 2009 10:08 PM - Lying - by Shiznit

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I've always had a crush on my cousin, and her the same way. I was really horny and wanted to do her so I told her I had found out we werent really cousins and that our parents just made it up so we wouldn't hook up. As we were doing it her parents walked in. FMP

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Dec 9, 2009 11:31 AM - Lying - by cuz

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I was flying into Florida for my best friend's wedding. I was wearing a rented tux since there was little time. I lied to this cougar sitting next to me and told her I was a very wealthy stock broker even though I work at as a cashier in a discount store. I ended up sleeping with her after the wedding. What women do for money amazes me. FMP.

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Dec 8, 2009 03:56 PM - Lying - by Mike Jones

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I started making out with a 7 in a park one night. Me on top, she on bottom. and I think I'm allergic to weeds or grass because I started having a nose bleed. I only started to notice I was having a nose bleed when I opened my eyes to find out her face was completely red. It kinda startled me a bit and when she asked why I was giving her a weird look I told her "It's just the twinkling of stars in your eyes makes you look beautiful", she loved it and then went on to f*** me.

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Dec 1, 2009 05:38 PM - Lying - by baitman

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I met this hot girl in mexico and told her that I was an immigration official in the US and that I could get her a visa if she fucked me. It was the bestsex of my life. I dissapearex inthe earlymorning to go back to the US and my delivery job. Fmp

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Nov 29, 2009 01:26 AM - Lying - by Sticky

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