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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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My boss makes me clean his office, in where he is always throwing pricey gifts outs. Instead of throwing those out, I save them for myself. I've been taking girls to games and expensive dinners with them. They always put out at the end of the night, thinking I'm a rich man. FMP.

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Jan 8, 2010 03:55 PM - Lying - by mark

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My twin sisters bf got me confused with her once. He's hot and I had just come back from a party so I was tipsy and horny. He said hey baby how are you? So I pretended to be her and told him I was good and horny. So we dit it and he never noticed I wasn't his gf. Fmp

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Jan 7, 2010 08:54 AM - Lying - by Chome

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I met a girl at the club and this girl came up to me and asked me why I was sad. I told her that my granfather had died and he was very special. I then realized she was hooked, and added that he left me a huge inheritance which included many properties and tons of cash. She believed me and we went back home. The next morning my grandfather knocked on the door on a random visit. She opened the door and met him. I never heard from her again. fmp

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Jan 4, 2010 09:40 PM - Lying - by zuz

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My prude girlfriend believes in sex after marriage. In the heat of passion I told her I would marry her just so she would have sex with me. It worked but I don't have any plans to settle down. FMP.

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Jan 2, 2010 09:10 PM - Lying - by Mr. Frank

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i lied to my boyfriend and told him i had to visit a sick relative when in fact i went to a party and made out with 3 different guys. FMP.

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Jan 1, 2010 12:42 PM - Lying - by biel

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i was dropping off a bunch of donations for our 'adopted holiday family'. The volunteer taking donations was really hot so i quickly changed all the info to say it was only me donating. I told her some story about how even though i was a poor college student i felt it was my duty to help the needy. She blew me in the bathroom and we met later to watch a movie and have sex all night. Oh the gift of giving!

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Dec 30, 2009 08:22 AM - Lying - by give n recieve

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I was staying at a hotel and when i got room service the guy who brought it up was really hot. Trying to get some, I got naked on the bed and handcuffed myself. I had called for room service and when the guy came in my room I told him "you can do anything you want once you help me out." He then went out and called the police. FMP

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Dec 26, 2009 10:36 PM - Lying - by Roomservice

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I've been really "mad" at my friends for the last few days because they pulled a prank on me and put my e-mail on a craigslist ad saying i wanted to have sex with as many men as possible before Christmas. What they don't know is that I'm gay and I've been having sex with all the men that have contacted me so far. FMP

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Dec 23, 2009 07:28 AM - Lying - by Seven

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