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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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Today my best friend told me that in high school , they used to call me "Cheetah Boy" because I came in five minutes. Fmp

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Jun 21, 2010 12:49 PM - Miscellaneous - by Tay

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i started seeing this guy. he was tall, good looking, rich, and really funny. it was our 4th date and i decided to sleep with him that night. turns out, he has a 2 inch pencil dick. FMP.

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Jun 21, 2010 12:41 AM - Miscellaneous - by surprise!!!!!!

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my penis is sooo hard.... whenever I see a hot girl I get a boner, and I like to masturbate in front of them in computer labs, libraries and anywhere else I can without them noticing. fmp

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Jun 15, 2010 06:20 PM - Miscellaneous - by hardon

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I went to the store to buy some gifts for my friend who was graduating. I was buying this penis pump for him as a prank, when the girl at the counter comes up to me and says "those don't really work." I laughed and told her it was just for a prank, but didn't believe me. I told her I could show her that I didn't need it and grabbed her hand and made her touch my hard cock. We then met up after her shift was done and did it in the back of my car. fmp

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Jun 14, 2010 11:10 AM - Miscellaneous - by Penis pumps

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I went out to a buffet with my friend's parents and his girlfriend. Her mother also went along, and apparently liked me because she fucked me later on that night. Older horny ladies are my specialty! fmp

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Jun 13, 2010 02:10 PM - Miscellaneous - by food

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I have really bad luck with choosing girls. My first girlfriend suddenly realized she was a lesbian and dumped me. My second girlfriend left me for another girl. And the girl I just asked out? It turns out she's gay too. And she's the one my last girlfriend left me for. FMP and FML.

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Jun 10, 2010 02:12 PM - Miscellaneous - by what??

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This girl sent me naked pictures of herself while I was at work and I got a boner. Right at that moment, my boss and the CEO comes into my office. I couldnt stand up to shake hands. FMP.

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Jun 9, 2010 05:42 PM - Miscellaneous - by Would u like to shake a boner?

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I was taking this girl back to my place and decided to stop by the store for condoms and lube while she waited in the car. I quickly picked up the condoms and lube and went to go check out when I got tapped on the shoulder. It was my pastor. FMP

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Jun 6, 2010 07:05 PM - Miscellaneous - by 1 NITe stand mAn

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