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TOday i snuck into my boyfriend's apartment at night and started rubbing his back. He thought i was an intruder and threw me across the room, where i landed on his kitten. i killed his kitten.

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Nov 19, 2009 11:25 AM - Miscellaneous - by Catwoman

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Today my boyfriend pissed me off. To get back at him stuck his car keys in my vagina. Now I have to go to the ER because they're stuck in there. FMP.

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Nov 18, 2009 11:57 AM - Miscellaneous - by Amy

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Out of loneliness I jacked off with Vaseline. It's been a week and there is still Vaseline on my balls. FMP.

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Nov 18, 2009 10:10 AM - Miscellaneous - by Victim

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Today I saw 2 girls 1 cup for the first time. My girlfriend looks like one of the girls. FMP.

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Nov 17, 2009 11:55 PM - Miscellaneous - by WTF!

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Today I realized my ball sack is getting so low that I have to reach behind my butt and hold it in place so they don't get in the way. FMP.

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Nov 17, 2009 11:21 PM - Miscellaneous - by Ballsy

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Whenever I go to the club, I either make my BMW keychain very visible to all the ladies. If that doesn't work I tell the DJ to make an announcement saying that whoever owns the BMW left the lights on. That way when I get up and get out everyone watches me and knows I own it. It gets me lots of girls!! FMP

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Nov 17, 2009 09:27 PM - Miscellaneous - by Clubber

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Today I woke up next to my boyfriend. Except it was my dad. FMP.

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Nov 12, 2009 01:16 AM - Miscellaneous - by nomorealcohol

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My coworkers always wonder why I have sticky hands. I tell them I eat a lot of candy, but in reality I take pictures of all the hot girls that go in the store (clothing store) and whack it in the bathroom every couple of hours. I dont like washing my hands. FMP

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Nov 10, 2009 08:28 PM - Miscellaneous - by sticky fingers

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