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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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Today my ex-girlfriend asked me how much I would spend on a ring. Not knowing ANYTHING about rings, I said 5k. She blew up and told me I should spend no less than 20k. Then she broke up with me. Fmp.

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Feb 22, 2010 06:06 PM - Miscellaneous - by No more greedy bitches 1

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Today my mom accidentally sent me a video e-mail of herself masturbating, it was meant for my dad. The worst part is that I couldn't stop watching it. fmp

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Feb 21, 2010 09:18 PM - Miscellaneous - by weird

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Today I found out I'm getting circumsized. I'm m17 and on the football team. FMP.

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Feb 16, 2010 05:09 PM - Miscellaneous - by 45

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I was working out at the gym and saw this really hot girl walking by. I was on my 4th rep, but I yelled out "34, 35.." to get her attention. When I stopped she came up to me and said "I know you were only at 4 when I went by, you're cute but I'm married." Everybody just started staring and laughing. fmp

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Feb 11, 2010 06:50 PM - Miscellaneous - by asssss

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I was after this girl for over a year and my friend knew. He still went after her and got laid, so I farted on his pillow every night until he got pink eye. fmp

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Feb 8, 2010 09:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by pillows

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Today I got an erection staring at an onion ring. FMP.

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Feb 4, 2010 12:17 AM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous

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Today my boyfriend was coming over and I didn't get a chance to shower after my workout. I grabbed the nearest bottle of Febreze and sprayed it all over my body and also in my pants. When he arrived, he told me I smelled nice and we started to mess around. Too bad my crotch starting developing hives. Fmp.

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Feb 4, 2010 12:11 AM - Miscellaneous - by Kelsie 92

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In math I started staring at this girl I had a crush on. Her thong was showing from the back and I got a boner. The teacher walked past and grabbed it. fmp.

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Feb 2, 2010 01:13 AM - Miscellaneous - by f-fml

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