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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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I met a girl on a hiking trip once and we got to talk quite a bit. She told me that she had a boyfriend but she went to the hiking trip alone because they needed some time apart and she didn't think he cared about her much. I took the opportunity that was presented to me, and asked her to have a few drinks with me one night in my tent. She agreed, we had tons of fun, and before we left she said she wanted to date me. That's when I accidentally lost her number and never got in touch with her again. fmp

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Apr 6, 2010 03:56 PM - Strangers - by zip lines

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My friend hooked me up with this girl and when I met her I thought she was pretty good looking, I could stick my penis up in there. Then she started talking.... she would not shut up. I was really getting tired of it and was about to leave, but then she asked me to go back to her place. She was a horny one, and to shut her up I gagged her with a tshirt and told her I liked it rough. fmp

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Apr 6, 2010 07:30 AM - Strangers - by max69

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I was hooking up with this girl at school. It was the first time and I had a crush on her for a long time. All of a sudden she said she wanted to do it in the bathroom. Excited as hell I said hell yeah, so we went in the girls bathroom and she started undressing me. She said close your eyes first, so I did and then opened them for a sec because she wasn't saying anything. She had left, with all my clothes. It was an april fools prank. I had to run out of there with paper towels covering myself. fmp

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Apr 5, 2010 08:57 PM - Strangers - by chinaman

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I saw this girl moving out, she was hot and apparently I never noticed that she lived next to me. I offered to help her move, and she gladly accepted. It was basically the two of us, and at the end of the day we ended up doing it in her new apartment. fmp

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Apr 4, 2010 12:36 PM - Strangers - by Rollout

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I met up with this girl at the bar and started talking to her. She looked real good so I was trying to get her to come back to my place. When I asked if she wanted to leave she said she didn't really liked to hang out with strangers. I told her that I've known her for 3 years, she said she didn't know any fat people and left. I've gained some weight, but its not that much.... fmp

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Apr 1, 2010 12:26 PM - Strangers - by chulo

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I was shopping for groceries and saw this hot chick looking at some strawberries. She was obviously cold because I could see her nipples poking as if they wanted to escape her white shirt. I took my chances and went up to talk to her. I said "I like those strawberries too," or at least that's what I was planning to say but what actually came out was "I like those nipples too." She looked at me with disgust and walked off.

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Mar 28, 2010 09:25 PM - Strangers - by zimmon

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I was so drunk last night that I texted this girl I liked and told her I wanted to do her really bad. To my surprise she replied back and asked me to meet her at my apartment. In the morning I woke up next to a chick that I met once before, I had texted the wrong person. fmp

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Mar 27, 2010 04:18 PM - Strangers - by h2O

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At a party a drunk girl came up to me and yelled that she wouldnt sleep with me for a million dollars cuz my penis was crooked. She was dead serious. Everyone laughed. I later found out I looked like her ex. FMP.

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Mar 26, 2010 10:57 PM - Strangers - by Look-alike

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