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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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After a stressful week of finals I went up to the club, saw the first good looking guy there and went up to talk to him. I told him I wanted to have fun. His idea of fun was to take me to his buddy's house and watch him pass out while playing beer pong. I had to settle for his not so good looking friend who was the only one left not passed out. fmp

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May 14, 2010 11:53 AM - Strangers - by END!

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I met this girl at a party and we hit it off really fast. Soon after we met we started doing it at my place and it was awesome. I wanted to get some more, so a couple of days later I went up to her house to visit and take her out to dinner. The door was open so I let myself in, then found her in her room with three guys. fmp

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May 13, 2010 07:28 AM - Strangers - by Sup G

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This girl and I were hooking up at my friends house. He was having a house warming party and we all planned to go out that night to a club. I told my friend that I would catch up with them and was going to take that time to mess around with the girl. He then tells me, "all right enjoy, and be careful with her adams apple." He knew she was a he and never told me. fmp

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May 11, 2010 11:08 AM - Strangers - by apples

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well lets see one day a friend and i went to a gentlemens club he frequented after going there for 10 years he got not so much as a phone number my first visit there after working my magic and charm i wound up with a 6 foot blonde girl riding me reverse cowgirl in the all nude room while 3 other girls watched best day ever was so glad when she called me the next day along with her friends

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May 10, 2010 01:24 PM - Strangers - by chuck

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My girlfriend and I broke up for about a month. I was really pissed so I just partied all the time and went to clubs. I met this girl one night and we hit it off, then ended up doing it in her apartment. It turns out she was my girlfriend's new room mate. fmp

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May 9, 2010 02:24 AM - Strangers - by Qual

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I met a girl at a party and turns out she was a bar tender. Now I get laid and free booze. fmp

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Apr 30, 2010 07:10 PM - Strangers - by kangoroo

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I was at the club talking to this hot girl. It was all going well till I accidentally farted. She just laughed it off and left. fmp

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Apr 28, 2010 11:06 PM - Strangers - by fart

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My wife was tired of me watching the NBA playoffs. She said she wouldn't give me any sex if I kept watching it and ignoring her. So I turned off the tv in exchange for sex. She agreed, and since she's always on the bottom I pulled out my iphone and watched the game while I did her. fmp

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Apr 27, 2010 09:35 PM - Strangers - by nba

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