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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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I had just broken up with my boyfriend and wanted rebound sex so I hit on my mail carrier. I answered the door in underwear and asked him how big his package was. He is now my friend...my friend with benefits. FMP.

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Nov 20, 2009 10:31 PM - Strangers - by French Alysha

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Today I got drunk downtown. I was walking to my car when this one kinda hot chick asks me if I have coke. I say yes, but only if she will do me. We do it for 20 minutes and I hand her a bottle of coca-cola. I got kicked in the crotch after. FMP.

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Nov 18, 2009 10:17 AM - Strangers - by coca

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I wore my crotchless thong and see through bra to a party where I felt this guy up and down. He fingered me on the dance floor and we went back to his place. We stumbled into his bedroom, into the bed... and onto his sleeping wife. FMP.

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Nov 18, 2009 12:36 AM - Strangers - by 3some

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Today at the gym I wanted to get some from this girl that usually goes around the same time I do. I was flirting with her, which was working very well I might add, because she likes ripped guys like myself. We were talking about getting some drinks after the gym and then she went for a water break. I was doing some squats and tried to impress her by lifting my max, when the loudest fart cock-blocked me. The room got really quiet and she just walked away. FMP

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Nov 16, 2009 09:07 PM - Strangers - by Mr. T

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I hooked up with a girl from craigslist, which is hard because most of the posting are fake, but this girl was hot. We started getting it on and her mom walked in on us. To my surprise she joined. FMP

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Nov 13, 2009 11:54 AM - Strangers - by DoggyStyle

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In the middle of doing this random girl I noticed a pimple on her back and decide to pop it. It turns out to be a huge zit and she didn't even finish me off.

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Nov 11, 2009 01:33 AM - Strangers - by Clearasil

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Today, I decided to go tanning naked on my deck (i live in an elevated area so i didn't think anything of it) and took a nap. i woke up just in time to see the man on the electric pole next to me finish and jizz in the street. FMP.

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Nov 10, 2009 11:59 PM - Strangers - by embarassed

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Today, Ive been making eye contact with this blonde chick in my accounting class. After class she pulled me into an empty classroom and we started to make out and i had a giant erection when suddenly a camera crew rolls in and captures me for her research on female power. FMP

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Nov 4, 2009 01:37 AM - Strangers - by wtfgirlsblow

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