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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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I was talking to this girl at a party and I was wasted. We started dancing, and we all know girls like dancing. So i took advantage of it and groped her all over the place. Next thing I know i'm in the bathroom getting a blow job. Its amazing, I look down and its some guy i've never met. I let him finish then left and passed out on my friends couch. fmp

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Feb 1, 2010 09:09 PM - Strangers - by deliora

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i've been in love with this girl for 3 years but she doesn't know it. the day she finally talks to me is the morning after i went home with her. she asked me for cab fare and left. FMP.

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Jan 31, 2010 09:19 PM - Strangers - by giorgio armani

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I was running at the park and saw these really cute girls running ahead of me. When I went passed them I turned and smiled. Then I tripped on a rock and landed on a dog and broke its leg. fmp

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Jan 30, 2010 11:45 PM - Strangers - by dogs suck

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I was at a party last night and saw this hot girl talking to one of my friends. So I introduced myself and asked her if she wanted to play beer pong. We started playing, and I'm really good so we were winning. She was getting all excited and I started testing the waters by hugging her and grabbing her ass and what not. She didn't mind, so I kept doing it more and more, by the end of the night she was sucking on my penis in my friends bedroom. fmp

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Jan 30, 2010 01:07 PM - Strangers - by pong

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Whenever I go to a party or bar I tend to pick and choose my women. I pick the ones that most likely will put out by the following criteria. If they smoke, drink, have a tramp stamp, tongue ring. If they have/do all 4 then its a done deal, might as well walk around naked humping every guy they see. fmp

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Jan 28, 2010 07:41 AM - Strangers - by picknchoose

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I was at a bar drinking next to this fine looking girl, when I "accidentally" dropped my phone next to her chair. She picked it up for me and looked at the screen, which was a picture of myself naked, and said "WOW is that real?" I said yeah would you like to see? So we went back to my place for more drinks and she found out how big it really was. We had to try a few times before she could take it all in. fmp

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Jan 27, 2010 07:40 AM - Strangers - by PENIS

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A long time ago, I went home with a girl who wanted me to fist her in the butthole. Seriously. I ran out and never saw her again. FMP.

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Jan 25, 2010 09:24 AM - Strangers - by fisting

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I was at a club and saw this smoking hot girl just hanging out by herself on a corner. I came up to her, said a couple of words and she immediately started making out with me. I started grabbing her and touching her all over the place and was happy because I Knew I was going to get lucky. Then she stopped, walked to the bar for a second, and her boyfriend showed up and took her away. Then I saw her making out with another random dude 10 minutes later. fmp

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Jan 25, 2010 07:25 AM - Strangers - by Stranger

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