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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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my friends and i decided to go to Las Vegas for my bachelor party. I got smashed walkign down the Strip and woke up the next morning in a motel with a hooker. FMP.

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Jan 5, 2010 10:54 AM - Friends - by the hangover

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It was my birthday and my best friend gave me a sealed envelope with a card in it. I secretly had a crush on her, and since she told me she had a date that night, I ripped the envelope and threw it away. She didn't call me for a week, then I found out the letter she had given me was confessing her love for me and it had card for "free birthday sex." Fmp

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Jan 2, 2010 03:31 PM - Friends - by delta

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For my bachelor party I got wasted and ended up getting my penis pierced. It takes four weeks to heal and my honeymoon is tomorrow. FMP.

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Dec 30, 2009 02:26 PM - Friends - by Chris

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I snuck out of my house one night because my straight friend was in a (rare) experimental mood. I blew his impressive cock and he gave me a mind-blowing hj (which I didn't know was possible). It was unexpected and awesome. When I went to leave, I discovered I had locked my keys in the car. I had to call my mom at 3am to tell her the story of why she needed to bring me her key. FMP.

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Dec 29, 2009 09:05 PM - Friends - by Doug

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My friend and I got stuck on an elevator. She started freaking out and I tried my best to calm her down. After being there for 20 minutes, I told her that we should at least mess around one last time in case we don't make it out of there. She fell for it and as we were about to do it, the fireman opened the door. FMP

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Dec 29, 2009 07:16 AM - Friends - by mez

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My best friend, who's a girl, told me that she couldn't find anything to give me for x-mas. She asked me what I wanted, and I said I wanted to do her. She thought I was joking around, but then it got really quiet and serious. She then said "ok fine, but we have to get drunk and only this one time." Booyah!!! Fmp

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Dec 25, 2009 08:33 PM - Friends - by Zmas

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My buddy and I invited some friends over to play strip poker. We cheated all night, and got the girls almost butt naked. For the last hand, I bet my friend that If she won she could put all her clothes back and I would get naked, but if I won we had to go in a private room and she had to strip for me. She agreed, I won, one thing led to another and we fucked. FMP

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Dec 21, 2009 11:41 AM - Friends - by poke her

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My friend found out her bf had been cheating on her for months. I tried comforting her and what not. After her "sad" stage went away and her "I want revenge" stage cam about, I said "hey you know you can get revenge by doing the same thing he did to you" to which she responded "with whom though, I don't know anyone who would want to." Five minute later we were doing it on her bf's favorite chair. FMP

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Dec 18, 2009 11:28 AM - Friends - by wakasha!

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