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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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I met this girl online and we became really good friends. We talked almost every day, and had a lot in common. One day we decided to meet and hang out. When we were at my place she confessed to me that she had not been with anyone in a long time. I told her I could help her out but I didn't want a relationship. That night we did it like 10 times. Now she calls me every 3 hours, and won't stop texting, even though I've ignored 90% of her texts and calls.. fmp

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Jan 20, 2010 08:19 AM - Friends - by bill

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I was trying to impress my friend and get into his pants. I tried to act cool like his guy friends and went to the bars with him and watched the football game as well. We started getting closer and i tried to touch him more and more as the night went on. Everything was going well until his team scored, and we all jumped up in excitement and I accidentally farted and everyone heard and started laughing. I was so embarrassed I had to leave. fmp

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Jan 18, 2010 04:05 PM - Friends - by bitCHOS

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My left had has been my best friend for the past 3 years. fmp

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Jan 16, 2010 08:45 PM - Friends - by hand

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They say best things in life are free, but I think the best things are when people actually pay for you. Like when my best friend took me and his sister out to celebrate and he paid for all the drinks. Then we all got wasted and I fucked his sister silly while he was passed out next to us. His sister hated me, and hates me more now because she doesn't remember it. fmp

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Jan 15, 2010 07:17 AM - Friends - by hahah

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I have this distant friend who i've always wanted to bang. The other day i found out she smokes weed, cuz she was looking for someone that had it. I came up to her and offered her some and I said "but it'll cost you" and winked at her kind of joking around. We went back to my place, and I gave her a joint and let her smoke the whole thing. I banged her brains out while she was high, and she doesn't know that I just gave her some lawn grass rolled up with paper. fmp

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Jan 11, 2010 07:03 PM - Friends - by yeah boy

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My friend is a gold digger, but she's hot. I got a couple of my friends to trick her into telling her I had just inherited a big fortune from my grandfather. We went to look for cars and everything and she came along so we could make her believe it was no joke. We didn't buy anything of course because I "didn't find" anything I liked. Once we were alone, she started getting close and grabbed my junk while she kissed me. She said I was the best she ever had, until the next day when she found out I didn't really get any money. fmp

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Jan 11, 2010 07:38 AM - Friends - by chacha

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Whenever I go to college parties I always manage to find at least one of my friends passed out. I tend to t-bag them and take pictures. The last time though I t-bagged this girl and jizzed on her face. She found out and still hasn't talked to me since. Fmp

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Jan 8, 2010 12:03 PM - Friends - by Paaartey

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I was out with my friend who had just fought with her boyfriend. She wanted to drink her troubles away so we went to a bar. She got pretty drunk and when I took her home, she wasn't all there. At her house she pulled down my pants and started sucking on me, she thought I was her boyfriend. fmp

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Jan 7, 2010 06:25 PM - Friends - by waaaaaaay

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