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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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Today I went to my friends house and found the door open. I let myself in and tried to find her but realized she was in the shower. I tried to go in there without her noticing so I could take a peek. She immediately saw me and instead of getting mad asked me to join. We did it in the shower, then in her bedroom, then in her roommates bedroom. fmp

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Feb 7, 2010 05:49 PM - Friends - by lotto

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I woke up next to a really good friend of mine one morning. I looked around and saw a condom on the floor and we were both naked. Apparently I got drunk the previous night and confessed my love for her. We've now been dating for three months. fmp

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Feb 4, 2010 07:34 AM - Friends - by tweets

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You know it's getting bad when your gay roommate offers you his vibrator so you can get some.

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Feb 4, 2010 12:21 AM - Friends - by HAVENT HAD ANY =

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I was kind of drunk one night and I for some reason texted one of my friends and told her she was hot and I wanted to do it with her. She responded with "sorry, you're like a brother I never want to do." I've had a crush on this girl for years and never had the guts to tell her, now I see why. fmp

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Feb 3, 2010 07:20 AM - Friends - by text

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Today i accidentally saw my guy friend's dick. i "accidentally" flashed him and we "accidentally" ended up fucking on the kitchen counter. He swore off sex for 40 days but i swear it was an accident.

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Feb 1, 2010 06:42 PM - Friends - by accidental love

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I went to church and saw a really hot friend of mine there. I had always wanted him so I sat next to him during mass. We were all the way in the back and at one point when he was taking out money a condom fell out of his pocket. He got really red and didn't say anything. Seeing that, I took his hand, put it under my skirt and made him touch my wet kitty. He was really surprised at first but then he went with it till I came. When I did, I tried to be quiet but I yelped I thought people would notice but no one did. fmp

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Jan 29, 2010 07:04 PM - Friends - by hot

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I was joking around with one of my friends and asked her if she wanted to be friends with benefits. She said yes, which took me by surprise, and then we did it in her house while she was babysitting which was even more of a surprise. fmp

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Jan 25, 2010 10:25 PM - Friends - by fz355

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I had been trying to get my friend in bed for months. I tried being nice and then a bad boy but everything failed. One night my room mate came back with her drunk and started doing it in the living room. I was so mad that when they passed out I peed on my friends pants so whenshe woke up she would think that he peed himself. Fmp

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Jan 24, 2010 02:39 PM - Friends - by Fooooo

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