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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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My friend and I get laid all the time. One of us will be a jerk to a lone girl at a bar and the other will defend her. She almost always leaves with her defender... magic.

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Nov 18, 2009 12:02 AM - Friends - by JD

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I was minding my own business when my best friend started texting me and sending me naked pictures of herself. I wanted some really bad, and told her we should do it, she agreed and we met up at her place. We started doing it, then the drunk bitch realized I wasn't her boyfriend halfway through and left. I never got to cum. FMP

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Nov 12, 2009 09:55 PM - Friends - by Red Ranger

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I was dumped and pretty depressed so my room mates took me to a club where this one drunk girl willingly went home with me. She kept telling me to "lean back", and I assumed it was to adjust the angle of my dick. She really meant lean back cause she sharted all over my chest. FMP.

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Nov 9, 2009 09:08 PM - Friends - by imfingdisgusted

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I was really really really horny last night so I called my ex hoping for a hookup. She comes over with her female friend and we had a three some. Best night ever? I think so. FMP.

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Nov 3, 2009 03:34 PM - Friends - by 3

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In an effort to get me laid, my roommates hired me a female escort to supplied me wit lube and condoms. Little did I know it was actually a she-male. I came back and beat them all until they bled. FMP.

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Nov 3, 2009 10:11 AM - Friends - by Surprise!

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during my school's tailgate, this cute girl was making all the right moves on me. i was really in the mood so i brought her back to my place only to find out she charges 120 an hour. FMP!

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Oct 31, 2009 11:19 PM - Friends - by TJ

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I've found that the best way to get what you want from women is by being extra nice. It might take a little longer, but It works with couples/friends whatever. I get laid often when I take care of the woman. Take her shopping, make her a nice dinner, bubble bath, and finish up with a nice movie at home.... always leads to something else. FMP

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Oct 16, 2009 03:22 PM - Friends - by Dante

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I like to get laid a lot. I found out the best way for me is to wear a mask, scout out the hot guys in hotels and knock on their doors at night. Then I jump in and grab their package and make out with them. They can't resist. I've also done this with friends who live alone. their girlfriends don't know. FMP.

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Oct 12, 2009 09:21 PM - Friends - by Star

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