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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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My friend and I were studying for finals last week, and I had been really stressed because if I didn't do well I wouldn't graduate. It was late night, and he asked if I wanted to order pizza. I was really horny and stressed so I accidentally said "yes with a big sausage" he looked at me and started taking his clothes off. We did it three times. I hope I passed my final. FMP

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Dec 16, 2009 11:19 AM - Friends - by Destresser

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I've always told my friend that she was hot and that we should be fuck buddies. She's always blown me off and ignored me. One day I decided to open up my feelings for her and told her I would commit to a long term relationship with her, she was really happy because apparently she always liked me. She was so happy we did it three times that day. Then I dumped her. FMP

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Dec 13, 2009 05:35 PM - Friends - by yessss

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My friend called me saying she had just had a huge fight with he boyfriend at a party. I picked her up and took her home, once we got to her house I helped her get to be because she was really drunk. As she sat on her bed she whispered "you can do me in the butt." I was greatly confused but couldn't refuse the offer. A minute into it she passed out but I finished. Next morning I found out they had a fight because her bf wanted to do it in the ass and she didn't. FMP

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Dec 12, 2009 11:21 AM - Friends - by Froy

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My friend is really hot, it was her birthday and I said I had a special present for her. I was holding a box at my waistline and told her it was for her and she could open it and do with it as she please. She opened it to see my penis, slapped me and left. FMP

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Dec 10, 2009 11:31 AM - Friends - by boxx

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I really liked one of my friends and didn't know how he felt about me. At a party he was getting kind of drunk so I offered to take him home. Once there i tackled him onto his bed, started making out and had hot sex. When he passed out, I stuck my finger up his butt and finger fucked him (always wanted to do that). He woke up with a sore ass and didn't remember a thing. FMP

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Dec 8, 2009 08:45 AM - Friends - by Bella

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My friend just broke up with her bf of 3 years. I always hang out with her so I kept going to her house more often and comfort her. One night we decided to drink a little bit and she got kind of tipsy and so we started messing around. As we start doing it, her "ex" walks in with his set of keys with a bunch of flowers, looks at us and leaves. She immediately punched me, and ran after him. FMP

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Dec 5, 2009 02:01 PM - Friends - by benefits

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My friends gf was away on business so I told him that I was feeling lonely and to watch a movie with me. When he came over, all I was wearing was a bathrobe (nothing underneath) which wasn't unusual so we sat down and started watching. I pretended to fall asleep next to him and open up my robe a bit to see what he would do. He tried opening it more without "waking me up" as soon as he did i grabbed his crotch and started making out, which was followed by hot sex. FMP

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Dec 3, 2009 08:40 PM - Friends - by Ivanna Humpalot

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Today I woke up hungover and pantsless. My friends had blue-sharpied my balls. FMP.

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Nov 24, 2009 05:09 PM - Friends - by 49

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