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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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I was on my period and was hooking up with a guy. I was really horny, so I didn't care because I was never going to see him again. I told him I was really wet for him, turned off the lights, and we fucked like crazy. I left before the sun came up. Fmp.

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Sep 9, 2010 03:42 PM - Funny Sex Story - by achosdflWAOOO!!!

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Last week I went to a party. My friends thought it would be a great idea to get me drunk. I woke up 700 miles away from my house. Best part the chick I woke up next to was already sucking me off. FMP

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Sep 5, 2010 02:03 PM - Funny Sex Story - by Do I know you?

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i'm a college freshman and have already hooked up with 5 different guys. class started three days ago. GO ME!

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Aug 25, 2010 10:49 PM - Funny Sex Story - by =d

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A couple of weeks ago I was messing around with this girl I had met at a party. We were in my room and she was giving me a bj.it was going great, when all of a sudden she stopped moving. I freaked out and thought I had choked her with my penis. I ran out of my apartment thinking of what I could do because I didn't want to go to jail. I finally decided to return and face the consequences, but the girl was gone. Then all of a sudden I'm sitting on my bed having an orgasm in the girls mouth. That whole other thing had been in my mind, I didn't realize I was that high. Fmp

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Aug 12, 2010 07:51 AM - Funny Sex Story - by Chinchin

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My girlfriend wants me to get my penis pierced for her birthday. She wants a piercing on the head. Fmp.

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Aug 2, 2010 10:04 AM - Funny Sex Story - by Dax27

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my gf was complaining of a stomachache but i thought she was just saying that to get out of sex. so i started getting her horny. midway, i felt something extremely wet on my balls. she had let loose a little diarrhea . fmp.

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Jul 28, 2010 12:21 PM - Funny Sex Story - by td

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my girlfriend made me coffee right after we had sex. it tasted funny and i asked her what she put in it. she said my cum. she wasnt kidding. fmp.

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Jul 21, 2010 12:35 PM - Funny Sex Story - by cc

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It doesnt take much to get me off nowadays. I was doing a research project on the native american tribes, saw some saggy native american titties and got off. fmp.

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Jul 16, 2010 01:40 PM - Funny Sex Story - by biloxi 5

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