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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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A girl was riding me hard for what seemed like forever and when she finally was done i get up to take the condom off and it was gone. I had it fish it out of her with my fingers... fmp

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Jul 9, 2010 01:45 AM - Funny Sex Story - by It pulled a Houdini!!!

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monday morning at work. some guys were me and my friends about the camping festival that we had gone to. one blatantly asked, "did you put your penis in between some boob?" he was trying to make fun of one of the guys that didn't get any. I got to reply with "as a matter of fact i did!" i love country stampede...

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Jun 28, 2010 07:57 PM - Funny Sex Story - by Anonymous

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I brought home a nice looking girl who put out. When I woke up the next morning not only did she help herself to my cereal, she took off with my oreos and a gallon of milk too. FMP

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Jun 13, 2010 08:39 PM - Funny Sex Story - by Milky Whit3

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My girl and I were doing it once while she was pregnant. I was sucking on her nipples, when all of a sudden I tasted something really sweet. She was lactating. fmp

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Jun 1, 2010 08:11 PM - Funny Sex Story - by milkshake

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Me and my girlfriend made a bet that we wouldnt touch each other for 2 weeks, who ever touched the other first lost. She teased me with herself. I lasted 3 days, they were a great 3 days.

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May 29, 2010 06:39 AM - Funny Sex Story - by Anonymous

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my girlfriend has farted on two separate occasions when we have been having sex. the first time she was really embarrassed and i didn't want her to feel bad so i kept the mood going. the second time she did i couldn't keep going because i felt the fart on my nut suck.

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May 13, 2010 09:06 AM - Funny Sex Story - by Anonymous

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It was finals week for this girl I was talking to and to de-stress she wanted to mess around for a bit. We ended up doing it for an hour then rested and then did it again for another hour. We ended up passing out right after we finished, and she missed her exam. Funny thing is, her exam had been canceled anyway so we did it right after she found out. fmp

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May 9, 2010 06:07 PM - Funny Sex Story - by G_Man

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I slept with my girlfriends mum when I was 18. She was so much better. FMP.

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May 7, 2010 01:02 PM - Funny Sex Story - by Don

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