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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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Today I was eating dinner with my boyfriend's family. I wanted to let him know that he was going to get some later so I started rubbing his upper thigh with my leg under the table. I felt his erection and started rubbing that. Just then my boyfriend stood up and went to the bathroom. I was rubbing his grandfather. FMP.

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Nov 20, 2009 10:27 PM - Funny Sex Story - by flower

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Today my boyfriend and I were feeling around in my grandparent's bedroom. We found a bottle of what we thought was lube in their medicine cabinet and used it liberally. It wasn't. It was Icy Hot cream.

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Nov 19, 2009 11:32 AM - Funny Sex Story - by fml

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My girlfriend was giving me head in the backseat of my car, and we had an old shirt for her to spit into. When I finished, she spit into the shirt, and grabbed hers, only to realize it was my shirt we planned on using, and she had spit into her own shirt. She had to put it on with the cum all over her back. When she got inside, her dad gave her a huge hug, and decided to have a half an hour discussion on the fight they had earlier in the day. I went to bed. FMP

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Nov 19, 2009 12:36 AM - Funny Sex Story - by Koby

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I took a laxative a couple days ago. Today my boyfriend and I had anal. I finished him off with my mouth and mentioned that it tasted funny. He proceeds to tell me my crap was on his dick and I just ate it. FMP.

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Nov 18, 2009 07:29 PM - Funny Sex Story - by Fecal Girl

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Today I walked in on my boyfriend and my gay roommate watching porn together.

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Nov 16, 2009 11:28 AM - Funny Sex Story - by UGH

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Today my boyfriend was watching Star Wars while I was giving him a blow job. When he came he called me Luke. FMP.

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Nov 16, 2009 08:07 AM - Funny Sex Story - by NomoreBJs

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Today my boyfriend was eating me out when he said I tasted funny but I told him to stfu and keep going cause it was real good. When he turned the lights on his face was covered in blood. Happy period! FMP.

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Nov 15, 2009 10:50 PM - Funny Sex Story - by Kotex

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Out of desperation I called me girlfriend and started to describe the dirty things I wanted to do to her. 10 minutes after I start describing how I want to rip her vag open, my mom's voice comes on the other end and tells me to get a job. I don't know what's worse: the fact that she listened for 10 mins and didn't interrupt me... well there's nothing worse than that. FMP.

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Nov 11, 2009 12:51 PM - Funny Sex Story - by Joey

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