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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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My frat threw a party and all this slut was passed out on the couch so we took turns teabagging her. I started teabagging her when all of a sudden she coughed and bit my balls. FMP.

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Dec 31, 2009 11:44 AM - Funny Sex Story - by mikebruisedballs

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Today I was giving my boyfriend an epic blowjob. We had agreed for him to give me a cum facial. When he was cumming, he pulled out and started thrusting violently and ended giving me a black eye with his penis. FMP.

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Dec 31, 2009 11:38 AM - Funny Sex Story - by x_bbsexy_x

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I de-virginized my boyfriend. When he pulled out there was blood all over his penis. He has been so traumatized by the sight of my period on his penis that he refuses to have sex with me. FMP.

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Dec 29, 2009 10:20 AM - Funny Sex Story - by Misha

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Today I went to pick up my girlfriend at the airport. I haven't seen her in 4 months and was really horny so we decided to get it on in the airport parking lot. When we finished, we looked out the window to see a crowd watching us. One guy was even video-taping it.

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Dec 24, 2009 06:41 PM - Funny Sex Story - by m4r1n3

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My girlfriend and I were getting it on. I like doggy style so we start doing it and halfway through her dog somehow escaped the bathroom and tried to climb on top of me and hump me while i was doing my gf. We had to stop and then she didn't want to continue because she said the dog saw us and it feels weird now. FMP

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Dec 22, 2009 11:38 AM - Funny Sex Story - by spiderman

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as i'm typing this i'm jerking my boyfriend off....again.

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Dec 22, 2009 01:48 AM - Funny Sex Story - by moMoneyy

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Today my boyfriend walked in on me with a lesbian, naked. I've been wanting to try it for a while and I told him he could join if he wanted to. Instead, he started crying and ran away. FMP.

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Dec 20, 2009 01:11 PM - Funny Sex Story - by berenice

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Yesterday I walked in on my girlfriend fucking the handle of a frying pan. Apparently I'm not "metallic" enough for her. FMP.

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Dec 18, 2009 01:12 PM - Funny Sex Story - by I'm HUMAN

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