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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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I took my girlfriend to a really nice restsurant and gave her a diamond necklace for valentines. We got back home and I was ready to get it on, when she gets an urgent call and has to leave on business for who knows how long. I was so mad, I ended up at the strip club so that maybe I could get lucky, but got drunk with a buddy of mine. I woke up in his bed, and my asshole hurts. All I remember is trying to get some from one of the girls there and going in a taxi. My friend swears nothing happened but I found a red hair in my underwear, am black. Fmp

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Feb 15, 2010 06:23 PM - Desperate - by Chico

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I spent valentines day with a bottle of Jack and my right hand.

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Feb 15, 2010 03:23 PM - Desperate - by Keshaman

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My standards went from a 9-10 looking girl to a 6-8, to a whatever I can get now. I dont want to buy a ho or get with a slut... I still haven't had any since my break up 3 years ago. fmp

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Feb 9, 2010 11:13 AM - Desperate - by beeer

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I was at a bar hanging out and this hot girl talked to me all night. She was very flirty and was touching me and made me really really horny. Then she went to the bathroom and never came back. This fat chick was sitting next to me and she seemed interested so I said what the heck. I started drinking till she looked skinny. Then we went home and did the dirty. fmp

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Feb 5, 2010 11:17 AM - Desperate - by ed

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My girlfriend never likes giving head. She says he hates it when hairs get stuck in her teeth. She promised me that if I shaved she would give me a bj. I rushed to the bathroom and started shaving, then i cut my junk.... real deep...... she wasn't able to touch it for about a week. fmp

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Feb 4, 2010 09:43 PM - Desperate - by shavin

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I hadn't had any for years, not unless my right hand counts. I had the opportunity to meet this girl in college who wasn't doing that well in the classes we had together. I was the TA to one of the classes and she sent me an e-mail asking if there was anything she could do to get her grades up. I didn't want to make anything so I said not really aside from some extra credit. Then she replied asking if there anything else she could do for me. I saw where that was going and I was so horny I took it. She got an A and I got laid, a lot! fmp

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Feb 3, 2010 09:21 PM - Desperate - by hoes

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Today this hot girl from the club took me home, she said she was going to get ready so I went to the bathroom. When I went in there I saw the biggest blood covered dump I've ever seen. I was so horny, I went out and tried to forget about it. I was so grossed out and it came to my mind so much that I lasted over 2 hours in bed. fmp

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Jan 30, 2010 11:43 PM - Desperate - by blooodlust

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I had not had sex in years and lately wasn't a big fan of self pleasure. I was so desperate I went on craigslist' and told myself I would do the first person who responded no matter what. I met up with the girl and went to a hotel where we started messing around. Then she pulled out a penis, it was massive and for some reason I decided to go with it and fuck. Then I woke up and realized i just had a wet dream. Fmp

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Jan 28, 2010 11:19 AM - Desperate - by Jet

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