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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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Ive read about guys flashing ferrari keychains at clubs to get free drinks/girls so i decided to do the same. I kept flashing my keychain everywhere and by the middle of the night I had scored one of the hottest girls in the place. we were making out and she was feeling me up. it was good. FMP.

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Jun 1, 2010 01:02 AM - Desperate - by NLO

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I went to a party in my slut outfit. It works all the time. Every girl should have a slut outfit.

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May 30, 2010 12:12 AM - Desperate - by Anonymous

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it's been six months... and the last one was a fat chick... fml

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May 28, 2010 11:15 PM - Desperate - by fml

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Porn is not allowed in my house and I've not been laid in years. Yes, I still live with my parents, and the only way I can take care of myself is to go to sperm banks and watch their porn. fmp

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May 28, 2010 07:27 AM - Desperate - by Skip

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I read an article that said fat chicks put out faster. I went to the club every night and danced with fat chicks. I got laid 4/6 times. fmp

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May 26, 2010 11:48 AM - Desperate - by Quake

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I got a boner at a party and ended up sitting down in the corner until it would go away. Everytime it started going away, another hot girl would come into the room and I'd get a boner all over again. I spent the entire party sitting in the corner. fmp.

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May 18, 2010 12:10 AM - Desperate - by Anonymous

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I was driving around one night and got really horny all of a sudden. I was downtown and remembered seeing some hookers on a street corner once, so I went by that street the see if there was one there. So I get there and this good looking hooker was there. I never had been with one so I didn't know what to do and I was nervous. I wanted some really bad so I approached her, then I chickened out and just asked her where the nearest ABC store was. fmp

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May 17, 2010 05:03 AM - Desperate - by late night

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I just got fired from my job and my girlfriend wont have sex with me anymore. I think she basically dumped me so I slept with her fat sister. fmp

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May 13, 2010 03:51 PM - Desperate - by fuckyouall

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