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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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My grirlfriend wants Lady Gaga's cock more than mine. FMP

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Dec 1, 2009 12:41 PM - Desperate - by fdsa

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I needed it really bad so I put up an ad saying I would suck anyone off and they didnt have to do anything in return. I hoped it would lead to something else, but the guy that replied wanted nothing more than a bj. After the third time with him, I got mad because he wouldn't do anything, bit his dick real hard and ran off. FMP

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Nov 25, 2009 08:54 AM - Desperate - by Stan

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Today I dressed up as a hooker because prostitution is legal here and I haven't had sex in two years. I was punched by a real hooker for "being too classy".

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Nov 23, 2009 11:44 PM - Desperate - by Yban

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I often go to bars by myself, get a drink and as soon as I spot a chick I think I would have a chance with I pretend that I'm crying. If they approach me I give them a sad story about how my grandmother just passed, I just lost my job, or (my favorite) I'm being shipped to Iraq in a few days and I'll miss my family. It works. FMP

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Nov 23, 2009 06:46 PM - Desperate - by Ron

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I haven't had sex in 3 years and my boss is sexy so I wore a short skirt to work. I was trying to do the sexy move where you drop something and pick it up. I dropped my pen and when I bent over to pick it up, my entire skirt ripped right in front of him. We ended up doing it in the janitor's closet.

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Nov 20, 2009 10:43 PM - Desperate - by AM

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I have five fleshlights, one for every year that I haven't gotten laid.

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Nov 10, 2009 01:13 AM - Desperate - by Noname

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I haven't had sex in 10 months so I dressed up as the sluttiest pirate for Halloween and told everyone that they can have my booty. As I was about to leave with a random stranger, I got my period. FMP.

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Nov 3, 2009 10:43 AM - Desperate - by yohoho

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I'm a Bible school teacher and I'm dressed as a two-cent hooker for Haloween and I plan to sleep with as many men as possible tonight. FMP.

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Oct 31, 2009 11:17 PM - Desperate - by MONA

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