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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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I was at the gym just to try to get noticed and hit on the guys. I was wearing booty shorts, no bra and a t shirt and started running on the treadmill. I started running and noticed this guy looking at me and my bouncy boobs, I turned slightly to smile at him when I tripped, fell broke my nose and went to the emergency room. fmp

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Jan 27, 2010 10:13 PM - Desperate - by gymin

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I was hanging out with this girl at a party and couldn't wait to get with her. Suddenly, she got a phone call saying her mom went to the hospital. So I drove her there myself, the waited with her all night at the hospital, drove her back to her house in the morning to get some stuff her mom needed, drove her back to the hospital, went to get breakfast for her, and at the end of it all she thanked me with a nice long bj. Can't complain. fmp

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Jan 26, 2010 11:24 AM - Desperate - by ninu

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I'm 22 and still a virgin...my recent ex-girlfriend (and only gf) broke up with me after my failed attempt to get her in bed by waiting for her naked after class. The next day she told me things wouldn't work out because she finally came to terms with the fact that she is a lesbian. I thought she was just saying that, but it turns out she has a new girlfriend. My naked body sent her to the other side of the bridge. fmp.

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Jan 23, 2010 12:26 AM - Desperate - by littleweasel

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I'm almost 25 and I had only had sex 3 times in my life when I had a bf and he dumped me. I desperately wanted to get laid but couldn't find a decent guy to date. It got to the point that all of my moral values have gone down the drain and I just go to clubs and parties and start making out with the first guy I see. I've been getting laid a lot more but I feel like I can't look at myself in the mirror anymore. fmp

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Jan 22, 2010 12:04 PM - Desperate - by heath

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My girlfriend cries a lot and accuses me of being insensitive. its gotten bad and we don't do it anymore. One day I decided to cut onions so and pretended to cry, she felt so sorry for me that we had sex for the first time in 2 months. fmp

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Jan 21, 2010 09:31 PM - Desperate - by nickname

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All my friends always brag about how they got laid and what not. Whenever they tell me how they just used the girl for sex and dumped them, I try to contact the girl and comfort them. A lot of them wan to have revenge and think they'll get it by sleeping with me because I'm the guy's friend. fmp

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Jan 21, 2010 06:30 PM - Desperate - by Hanging low

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My brother is complaining that he hasn't got any in 3 months, He is 17. Im 24 and has not been in a relationship for over two and a half years. or sex in 3 years.... fmp

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Jan 19, 2010 03:36 PM - Desperate - by what?

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I had not been with a girl for so long that when my friend asked me to go on a speed dating event with him I said I would. I was really hoping that I could at least get a date with a girl, and when we got there I figured they would put the guys and girls in different rooms at first. Nope, it was a gay speeding date event, my friend figured I hadn't seen me date anyone so I was gay. fmp

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Jan 19, 2010 07:15 AM - Desperate - by speed

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