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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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I was at this party and my buddy and I were just hanging around. We were getting drunk and I saw this chick that I wanted to do, so my buddy went up to her and started trying to be mean while hitting on her. I cam to the rescue, and took her away, and then noticed she had been drinking a bit too. So I blatantly asked if she wanted to fuck her savior. She said yes, so we went into a room in the house and started doing it, and while we were doing it doggy style, I stuck it in her ass, at first she said it hurt then she liked it. fmp

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Jan 27, 2010 04:07 PM - Sinister - by yooyo

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When I finally moved out of the apartment I shared with my annoyingass roommate, I fucked my boyfriend on her pillow and used her face towel to clean myself up afterwards.

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Jan 26, 2010 12:38 AM - Sinister - by Revenge is Cumming

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My friend and roommate recently started getting back really late to our apt. and banging some chick out on our couch. He told me he'd never forgive me if I walked in on him because the girl would be so embarrassed, so I haven't been but he's been keeping me up in the middle of the night b/c she's loud in bed. I told him "if you're gonna keep me up you better tell me who it is. He wouldnt. I set up my webcam for my laptop in the living room. Looked at it the next day, it's my sister.

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Jan 23, 2010 12:29 AM - Sinister - by Andrew S.

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i walked into my roommates room to find him jerking off to anime porn, closed the door and went about my day. Two weeks later i find a check in the mail for $200 for me, apparently in this two weeks time he is using my name to host an adult website all the drawings are by him. Guess who is not getting paid for hard work this month? fmp

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Jan 21, 2010 09:05 PM - Sinister - by Not now!

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One of my really good friends had this f-buddy she was really into. He didn't want a relationship but she did and hoping that she would get one she became his f-buddy. I was trying to get with her, but every time we hung out he would call and she would blow me off. So one day I went into her phone and changed his number by one digit. It worked long enough that I got close to her and we played doctor, then she realized the phone number was off and she went back to ignoring me. fmp

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Jan 21, 2010 11:48 AM - Sinister - by wor

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I made my wife a deal that if she didn't go to the gym, she had to work it out at home with sex. Now i'm always trying to make her late so she can't go to the gym and has to do me. Surprisingly she's kept to her word. fmp

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Jan 20, 2010 07:01 PM - Sinister - by halt

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I pulled over a car for speeding a while back ago, and the driver was this amazingly hot girl. When I got to her window she begged me no to give her a ticket and she would make it worth my while. I don't usually do this type of thing but she was so hot that I asked for her drivers license and told her I would meet her up at her house. I let her go, and it was so worth it. fmp

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Jan 18, 2010 07:40 AM - Sinister - by bjs

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Whenever I want to have sex my wife has to read her books first. She gets hornier fantasizing about the guys in the book I guess. I even think she pretends to have sex with them when she's with me. At least it gets me laid, but I've spent a ton of money on new books every week and my self esteem is at the floor. Fmp

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Jan 16, 2010 08:35 AM - Sinister - by Six

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